Chocoholic Political Party Platform!

[aurordice]

OK, yesterday we found out that "chocoholic" is the political party of choice for my flist. Today, we need to figure out what their party platform is. Fazer for everyone?  Party motto? Party emblem?

I think Harald should be our Press Secretary.

Enjoy!

Comments

[lillbet]

FIRST- ALL WHITE CHOCOLATE SHALL NO LONGER BE CALLED "CHOCOLATE" BUT "SUGAR SOLIDS".

SECOND- SCHOOL CHILDREN WILL GET A PORTION OF CHOCOLATE WITH EACH SCHOOL LUNCH. BUT ONLY IF THEY FINISH THEIR VEGGIES.

THIRD- THE PARTY MOTTO SHALL BE "AND PURE COCOA FOR ALL, REGARDLESS OF ACTUAL COCOA PERCENTAGE. EXCEPT WHITE SUGAR SOLIDS."

THE EMBLEM WILL BE A PICTURE OF A SMALL CHILD WITH A CHOCOLATE SMEARED MOUTH BEING LICKED BY A PUPPY AND HOLDING AN AMERICAN FLAG.

THAT IS ALL.

[andacus]

OMG OKAY HITLER.

I was not aware this was a dictatorship.

[lillbet]

WE MUST BE DECISIVE. THE ELECTION IS 41 DAYS AWAY. WE CANNOT DILLY. OR DALLY.

[andacus]

WHAT'S THE POINT OF AN ELECTION WHEN YOU'RE MAKING DECISIONS FOR US?

[ms_arithmancer]

I suggest "Chocolate fondue in every pot", for a slogan. With strawberries, bananas, and apples for dipping, of course.

[deichrodler]

FAZER FOR EVERYONE? ARE YOU INSANE? DO YOU KNOW HOW SMALL FINLAND IS AND AS SUCH THEIR ABILITY TO PRODUCE FAZER? THEY HAVE TO FEED ME FIRST! *scared to death*

[blekroed]

YEAH!

[harald_ftw]

I'd be willing to do the job. Although I can provide an army. For what ever we'll need it...

[aurordice]

Great, we have a press secretary and a defense secretary!

[mexicantt]

I don't have a single chocolate icon. I think I eat it too fast to stop and make one...