Conor Oberst added me as a friend on MySpace.com... I creamed myself for 2 hours straight. Woah here it comes again.


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I sit here writing this as I watch The Graham Norton Effect. Why do I wait for this show every week? I'll tell you why: the twins.

Yes, the twins. They appear for approximately 20 seconds per one-hour episode, escorting each guest to the stage, wearing outfits that put The Man Show juggies to shame. But they're guys. And there's two of them. I've ( Read more... )

Thanks for reminding me to rediscover the internet, Tripp. You wanna rassle ( Read more... )

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle ( Read more... )

Got this one from Dan's journal:

1. When and how did we meet? We met on paharcore, lol.
2. What do you think of me? I think you're the most sincere person EVER, and I love you.
3. What's the fondest memory you have of me? When we robbed that bank wearing Betty Doll masks.
4. How long do you think we will be friends? If I don't totally screw up, ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I decided I need to get more friends on here. I'm a fucking slacker.

Party on Wayne.

I love you Dan. <3

Every time I try to talk to one of my friends my mom is like "get off the phone!" "get off the internet!" Which is crap because she nagged at me for the last couple of days about staying home and playing video games all day, and not hanging out with people. Now she's trying to keep me from talking to people period. I'll never understand this ( Read more... )

I keep bitching at Ashley's cat. I don't know what it wants, or why it's even here. I think its name is Turbo, but for now I shall call her Catbitch ( Read more... )

I love my grandparents. All my life, they have done more for me than my own parents. They practically WERE my parents. I don't remember much about my grandmother, because by the time I was 6 she had been diagnosed with alzheimer's and I have never seen her out of a bed. My grandfather has always been well and treated me like his own little girl... ( Read more... )

He likes to throw cereal at me. I'd turn around and backhand him, but I still just feel too sick to give him the time and energy. I hope I feel better by tomorrow, Seth is making me hang out with one of his single friends that likes me. This really creeps me out because I honestly don't know the guy, and he likes me. Nonetheless, I half-heartedly ( Read more... )