the one where everyone hated on Justin and ate Thai food.
"A dragon isn't a vegetable, is it?" - Shannon
1. Afternoon naps are incredibly common in a house of twenty year olds.
2. The den at April’s is a great place for lunatic dancing.
3. It’s easier to tweet someone a question than to get up and walk the three metres to the next room to ask them in person. Also, the hashtag #housesittingisawesomeyo was not only my only contribution to the house-sitting, but also the greatest thing I’ve done this year.
4. Knowing all the words to Taylor Swift’s ‘You Belong With Me’ is just as embarrassing when drunk as it is when sober.
5. Not even having half the ANC discuss and grope her (admittedly amazing) rack fazes Laura in the slightest.
6. Red wine should not be sculled. Ever.
7. Ben + April should not be allowed to make cheesecake. Related: said cheesecake should not be thrown into a bin which is half-filled with rainwater / bin juice.
8. When a vegan is made to drink a King of Beers pot consisting of diet coke, vodka, kaluah, red wine and milk, it will not end well.
9. Drunken Facebooking really isn’t the greatest of ideas. Am extremely grateful that I have a wonderfully understanding twin with a similarly warped sense of humour.
10. Howling and barking while walking at night will get you chased by scary dogs from the neighbouring property.
BONUS LESSON!
11. Tom Jones’ ‘Sexy Eyes’ is the worst song of all time. Especially when sung by a group of lovely but mostly tone-deaf friends.