my dad has the best sayings!

[aussiedog]

i was listening to my dad on the phone talking to a client and he was describing someone. he said the person was "screaming like a stuffed pig!" hahahhahahahah! wtf?!!?!? picture THAT in your mind...

he also likes to say, "ill have your guts for garters!" i have no idea what that means....

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[bubsta]

maybe it means that he will use your intestines as garters to hold his socks up

[aussiedog]

O_o' omfg! my dad is a sick mofo!