And most Americans spell theatre t-h-e-a-t-e-r (though I always spell it t-h-e-a-t-r-e).
It seems somewhat inconsistent that our local movie theatre calls itself Center Theatre instead of Centre Theatre (but then our town is named Grundy Center, not Grundy Centre, so that kind of makes sense).
Oh, and sober isn't spelled s-o-b-r-e because S.O.B.E.R. is an acronym for Swans Ovulate Before Ever Reproducing whereas S.O.B.R.E. stands for Smart Orangutans Buy Real Estate. People just prefer swans to orangutans.
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It seems somewhat inconsistent that our local movie theatre calls itself Center Theatre instead of Centre Theatre (but then our town is named Grundy Center, not Grundy Centre, so that kind of makes sense).
Oh, and sober isn't spelled s-o-b-r-e because S.O.B.E.R. is an acronym for Swans Ovulate Before Ever Reproducing whereas S.O.B.R.E. stands for Smart Orangutans Buy Real Estate. People just prefer swans to orangutans.
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No, I'm not making that up, either. Mind you, someone else might have made it up and told it to me, but I doubt that. Who would lie to me?
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Well, that just throws a monkey in your little rant there, doesn't it?
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