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LINK: Got felt up by my partner's secretary at a work party... why do I always end up in situations that get me in trouble?

LINK: I'M AN UNCLE!

LINK: Can't decide whether I should feel weird about getting an invite to my ex's wedding or not.

Mark yawned so widely as he exited the elevator in his apartment block on his floor that he felt like his face was going to turn inside out. It wasn't that he was overly tired, his brain had just got more than a full workout that day in court, and it looked like the case was going to go on for a few weeks yet. It was messy, with a lot of people ( Read more... )

LINK: Sometimes his clients really made him realise that his life wasn't so bad at all...

Well I held on to let you go
And if you lost your love for me, well you never let it show
There was no way to compromise
So now were living (living)
Separate lives
- 'Separate Lives' by Phil Collins

Co-written with agentsullivanOn some level, Ali was facing her own ten steps while Andrew battled his with the alcohol. Things she hadn't been able to face before ( Read more... )

You Are Fat


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24.2.2. Blood is thicker than water

[Follows THIS]Mark didn't know what the hell he was doing anymore ( Read more... )

2.12. "Oh I'm sorry but I think you are confusing me with someone who gives a crap."
Scrubs

Co-written with agentfraser
[Follows THIS]It was only the middle of the day, but already Mark felt like he had put in a full day's work. He had spent the morning in court, trying to defend a fraud that was as plain and simple as a pimple on an arse cheek, only to have ( Read more... )