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[aussievoodoo]

HEY WOO DEAD WORLD PEOPLE CRYING AND SHIT BLAH BLAH HUFH BLUHF WAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FATTIES HAVING BIG MAC ATTACKS AND CRYING

Comments

[sonotyourmom]

Oh hell. I'd be surprised if you found any.

[aussievoodoo]

cram it, gap ad, that's a defeatist attitude for nixon apologists and their thousand eyed balls

[sonotyourmom]

...That didn't even make sense. Well, there are some small stores across the street from the church, so you might as well try there if you want.

[aussievoodoo]

GET READY FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM

wuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawugga

liters versus ounces versus vodka

[adarkwindblows]

...I don't think I caught half of that.

Am I correct in assuming you're new here?

[aussievoodoo]

HOLY SHIT ANALYTICAL SKILLS

NEXT WE'LL SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE DEAD HOOKER IN YOUR TRUNK

WHY IT WAS OLD MAN SPARKPLUG FROM THE WAX FACTORY

[adarkwindblows]

Sorry for being polite, my mistake.

...I don't understand a thing you're talking about.

[aussievoodoo]

hugalgalgalgalgalgalgalga so much polite you can barely fit it into your mouth

WHOOPS ACCIDENTALLY CHOKING YOUR THROAT WITH ALL THAT POLITENESS

i'm talking about capital T that rhymes with P that stands for PAIN

but actually i'm talking about beer and lucky strikes cigarettes and some fucking tea

how can you not get that

in any ways problem solved

[keepyou_safe]

...wow, Tourette Syndrome much?

Find Marshall Street, there are...or were, a lot of convenience stores along there. You should find something so long as you aren't picky.

[aussievoodoo]

HEY CAPTAIN FUCKASS AND HIS SAILORS OF STALIN LOYALTISTS

TOURETTES IS HEREDITARY AND DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN SWEARING YOU FACTORY CANNED SLICED PICKLED QUEERS

COPROLALIA MEANS AN INABILITY TO CONTROL ONES MOUTH

TOURETTES IS ASSOCUATED GENERALLY WITH TICS AND WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO HOW I CAN TYPE

HURF DUH I'M A DOCTOR ON THE INTERNET

MAKING A PRESCRIPTION TO MCDONALD'S WITH MY PISS

HOORAY FOR ABANDONED SHIT

[staticnotsound]

I'll be useful, if you'll be useful.

What will you give me, if I give what you want?

[aussievoodoo]

problem already solved

arguing about bussing in the 70s

strom thurmond calling someone a coon to no one's surprise

someone's old and out of shape and it isn't me

[staticnotsound]

I really must inquire about your unusual ability in perceptiveness, but it seems to be a common trait around here.

[aussievoodoo]

jesus christ

stop typing like you're the reincarnation of robert frost and talk to me like an actual person, browncoat