Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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I'm sorry, it was the best I could do on short notice :) Hope your day gets better.
Thanks, love. I just need to get home, put on my pj's and watch the ATY commentary. I'll be like a whole new woman. ATY commentary will make me feel like my normal self.
Yes, that really is a great commentary. Other favorite moments include:
"Coop, I don't know why you're so mean to Merrin." "I like those snappy boots you've got on." "Some foodage?" "I miss you too, honeybunch." "Is he still torturing you, Bradley? God, stop with the torture already!" "Look at the width of that tie; that's a little vulgar."
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The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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I'm sorry, it was the best I could do on short notice :) Hope your day gets better.
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Seriously--Hope your day gets much, much better. Go home tonight and pamper yourself.
And your icon made me smile.
Ahh yes, Christian. ::blissful sigh::
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Keira Knightly's character was talking about the medallion to whomever...and she says...
"I got it on the crossing from England..."
cut to me...still fairly sober on the couch...
"She got it on the crossing? Well where are they now?
::::long pause by everyone in the room::::
me again...
"Oh...right...the Carribbean."
if that doesn't make you laugh...well...yeah..i got nothing.
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But {{{{{HUG}}}}}}
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I took a break at lunch and hopefully the second half of the day will get better. Y'all rule.
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"There it is! I'm so glad we witnessed it!"
Yes, that really is a great commentary. Other favorite moments include:
"Coop, I don't know why you're so mean to Merrin."
"I like those snappy boots you've got on."
"Some foodage?"
"I miss you too, honeybunch."
"Is he still torturing you, Bradley? God, stop with the torture already!"
"Look at the width of that tie; that's a little vulgar."
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