This is a little past due...

[autairz]

Hello folks. Clearly, I have been lax in creating my bimonthly update. My apologies. Since I last wrote, I have survived Intensive Training Week AND all of June orientation. It was a lot of damn work, but overall very fun. I enjoyed myself and my students kicked serious arse. So that was really great to see

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hey george hamilton called... (insert any pseudo funny comment about wanting his skin color back)

[andipete]

of course you will be taunted unmercifully for using self tanner. now your palms will be both hairy and oddly orange. and it doesn't come off easily my friend. you are going to need a professional sander and some acid to get that out of your hand cracks, not that i would know that for a fact or anything... i mean it's common self tanner knowledge. (awkward pause) anyway... i am offended that you did not write more about my surgery. it's all about me, me, me! for example you could have added how you abandoned me in the hospital without even saying goodbye. but no, somehow that doesn't make it into your little entry. hmph. i am not bitter. and what is this small towns are charming bullshit? you told me yesterday you were going to poison the town water supply and get the hell out of there. oh, maybe i wasn't supposed to actually put that in print. you should probably go ahead and plan another way to kill off the town.