Another chat thing
I edited this one a lot, just have the pups' comments in here, took some out that didn't make sense without context. The whole thing was funny, but I'm just posting their parts. Cause I want to. Nyeeeh.
Gojyo: Dammit, Nagi! You keep staring at my boyfriend's ass!
Nagi: It's for a good cause!
Gojyo: Well, yeah! But... dammit!
Yohji: Oh, like *you* don't stare at his ass all the time.
Gojyo: Like you're one to talk, warm and flexible.
Yohji: Do I need to bring up the comfy chair agian?
Gojyo: Bitch.
Yohji: Yes, and?
Gojyo: ...So I bought him a chair, what the fuck?
Nagi: Yohji, we're we discussing the fun of hidden cameras?
Yohji: We were! We should totally do that.
Gojyo: *facepalm*
Yohji: Much better than tractor porn.
Hakkai: *so doesn't want to know*
Nagi: *whispers to Yohji* They asked me to help build the extension for the house. I can sneak them in then
Yohji: *also whispering* Sweet!
Gojyo: I heard that, bitches!
Nagi: We can't help it if you're pretty.
Yohji: *waves hand* These are not the droids you're looking for.
Gojyo: ...That movie hurt my head.
Hakkai: *is going to pretend he's not at ALL aware of this conversation, yep*
Yohji: Wait until you see Spaceballs.
Gojyo: ...
Gojyo: Oh-kay?
Farf: If ye seek ye shall not find and if ye delve ye shall not reap and if ye watch that movie ye shall know that the Schwarz is all powerful! ::crazy giggles:: So there.
Kamisama: You took my new toy. I'm *mad* at you!
Hakkai: You're very dead. *sighs* Why can't the dead ever stay dead?
Sanzo: That would be too fucking convenient.
Hakkai: You'd think we'd done something wrong in a past life.
Kamisama: Who's dead? I don't know this game. How do you play?
Kanzeon:: *cough*
Sanzo: Tch. You'd think.
Nii: Don't worry. I'll teach you. *smile*
Kamisama: Oh, hello! I've been ever so good. Would you like to meet my new toys? They're very fun.
Hakkai: *is seriously getting a headache*
Nii: I'm definitely in favor of toys. What've you got?
Kamisama: I *had* #CD2626-niichan, but then the mean man took him, and I had these two lovely little boys, but they got broken... I think I need new toys.
Nii: *pats Kamisama's head* We'll find you some new toys.
Kamisama: *beams* Yay!
Hakkai: *reaaaaaaally doesn't like where that's going*
Kamisama: Mr. Monacle! I don't like you.
Kamisama: I don't like Mr. Blondy or Monkeyboy either. *pouts*
Hakkai: Mr. Monocle, hm? Ah well, I've been called worse
Sanzo: ...
Nii: *smiiiiiiles at Sanzo*
Sanzo: *GLARE*
Hakkai: *wonders how many people he could get away with killing before someone stopped him*
Kanan: Oh, about 1,500.
Hakkai: ^_^ Oh, that number's much higher now
Sanzo: *drinking sounds like a good idea right now...*
Kanan: You always were an overachiever.
Yohji: *totally going to pretend he didn't accidentally flirt with Kanan when he met her*
Hakkai: *wonders how many more times he'll get to kill Kanan* Well, yes. ^____^
Kaori: *lifts an eyebrow at the sudden yanking and introduction*
Nii: *leer* Hello.
Kaori: *smiiile* Good evening.
Kanan: I'm like a cockroach, only, you understand, *not*. ^_^
Hakkai: ^_^ Are you sure about that? Although, you were much easier to crush
Nii: I like apples.
Farf: Hee.
Sanzo: ... I'd throw it at him, but...
Nii: Oh, come now, Koryuu. Where's the love?
Gojyo: Um, Nagi? You keep dressin' him like that and I'm gonna owe you all the pie and pizza you can eat.
Sanzo: Not here, asshole.
Hakkai: ^_^
Gojyo: >:D
Sanzo: .....
Gojyo: Not *here*? Cherry-chan, you've been holdin' out on us!
Sanzo: *kappa has a gun to his head now* Shut up.
Hakkai: Gojyo...
Gojyo: ...Oi.
Nii: *smirk*
Hakkai: *sighs*
Gojyo: What?
Tenpou: *grabs popcorn* Ah, memories.
Sanzo: *click* And you were saying?
Nagi: win!
Gojyo: *eh heh* So touchy!
Sanzo: *twitch**warningly* Wrong answer.
Hakkai: Ah, Sanzo... leave the important parts, hm?
Gojyo: *dodging now* Dammit, Sanzo, will ya stop doin' that?
Sanzo: You need to learn when to shut the hell up.
Nagi: No shooting my source of pizza!
Hakkai: The brain might also be useful.
Gojyo: *snort* But you give such good openings!
Sanzo: He never uses that.
Hakkai: And it would be a shame to ruin such a pretty face.
Yohji: Oi. If I have to watch another friend get shot, I'm gonna get grumpy.
Hakkai: Don't worry, Sanzo rarely hits when he wants to miss
Kanan: So I should stab him instead? ^_^
Yohji: *glares and grr for Kanan*
Hakkai: My, been practicing with the knife, have we?
Kanan: Of course. You showed such skill, I figu#CD2626 I ought to give it a try. And Yohji..... ^_____^
Nagi: *glares at kanan* No stabbing either, or making him not capible of supplying the 'Za.
Hakkai: *sighs* Wonderful altruism, Nagi
Kanan: I can respect that. Do you mind if I kill the rest of them?
Nagi: You get disturbed if I imply i'm after your ass
Sanzo: *snort* You can try, bitch.
Gojyo: *I* get disturbed if you imply that!
Nagi: *to gojyo* I'm after yours as well.
Yohji: Oh, for fuck's sake. Is there anyone whose ass you're not after?
Kanan: Can I take that as permission, Sanzo?
Nagi: Sanzo's and Aya-chan's
Gojyo: ...
Gojyo: WHAT.
Yohji: Valid. Carry on, then.
Sanzo: .... Excuse me?
Hakkai: *laughs*
Nagi: *looks at Sanzo* I'm not after your ass
Yohji: Well, if you weren't so damn bitchy all the time...
Gojyo: 'Least you're not *totally* crazy.
Sanzo: Good.
Nagi: Do you know who I share headspace with? He's aaaaall hers.
Sanzo: ... What was that?
Gojyo: Think Ran could get Sanzo some Midol?
Hakkai: Wouldn't work *this smile implies he knows from experience*
Sanzo: *paper fan? meet Gojyo!*
Gojyo: *godammit!*
Sanzo: Stupid kappa...
Gojyo: Fuckin' bitchy monk...
Kanzeon:: ^_^ Tenpou, would you mind sharing the popcorn?
Yohji: No, if there were fucking going on, I expect he'd be a lot less bitchy.
Gojyo: *snickers*
Tenpou: But of course. Hope you don't mind if I smoke. *smokesmoke*
Sanzo: *twitch* Do YOU want to get shot?
Gojyo: Got a light?
Yohji: Eh. Wouldn't be the first time.
Tenpou: *have a light*
Kanzeon:: Of course not, go right ahead. *takes some popcorn*
Gojyo: *you look familiar... thanks. smokesmoke*
Tenpou: *here, have a frog-shaped ashtray*
Gojyo: *bwuh? 'kay...*
Ran: *hordes the midol*
Kamisama: I like bunnies. *totally oblivious to, well, everything*
Nii: I also like bunnies.
Kamisama: ...You let me die. I don't know if I like you anymore.
Hakkai: *is going to kill one of them soon, possibly both*
Nii: I'll let you play with my bunny.
Kamisama: Really? *seven second universe, whut*
Nii: Toys are replaceable.
Kamisama: I break them so much, but there's always more to play with!
Kou: Okay, yeah, what is it with monekys?
Gojyo: Ask Sanzo. *snickers*
Goku: Hey! stupid pervy kappa
Gojyo: What th'hell do you want, monkey?
Goku: You sayin' Sanzo knows about monkeys, it sounds bad
Gojyo: *sweatdrop* Of all the times for you to start listenin' in...
Sanzo: Hold on, what?
Goku: I finished my bag of potato chips and then I heard you.
Gojyo: ...What th'hell were you doin' listenin' in on conversations that have nothin' t'do with you?
Sanzo: *suspicious glare at Gojyo* What were you talking about?
Gojyo: Oh fer fuck's sake NOTHING.
Dokugaku: laughs at his baby brother
Gojyo: ....*Oi*.
Sanzo: Tch...
Gojyo: Dammit, Nagi! You keep staring at my boyfriend's ass!
Nagi: It's for a good cause!
Gojyo: Well, yeah! But... dammit!
Yohji: Oh, like *you* don't stare at his ass all the time.
Gojyo: Like you're one to talk, warm and flexible.
Yohji: Do I need to bring up the comfy chair agian?
Gojyo: Bitch.
Yohji: Yes, and?
Gojyo: ...So I bought him a chair, what the fuck?
Nagi: Yohji, we're we discussing the fun of hidden cameras?
Yohji: We were! We should totally do that.
Gojyo: *facepalm*
Yohji: Much better than tractor porn.
Hakkai: *so doesn't want to know*
Nagi: *whispers to Yohji* They asked me to help build the extension for the house. I can sneak them in then
Yohji: *also whispering* Sweet!
Gojyo: I heard that, bitches!
Nagi: We can't help it if you're pretty.
Yohji: *waves hand* These are not the droids you're looking for.
Gojyo: ...That movie hurt my head.
Hakkai: *is going to pretend he's not at ALL aware of this conversation, yep*
Yohji: Wait until you see Spaceballs.
Gojyo: ...
Gojyo: Oh-kay?
Farf: If ye seek ye shall not find and if ye delve ye shall not reap and if ye watch that movie ye shall know that the Schwarz is all powerful! ::crazy giggles:: So there.
Kamisama: You took my new toy. I'm *mad* at you!
Hakkai: You're very dead. *sighs* Why can't the dead ever stay dead?
Sanzo: That would be too fucking convenient.
Hakkai: You'd think we'd done something wrong in a past life.
Kamisama: Who's dead? I don't know this game. How do you play?
Kanzeon:: *cough*
Sanzo: Tch. You'd think.
Nii: Don't worry. I'll teach you. *smile*
Kamisama: Oh, hello! I've been ever so good. Would you like to meet my new toys? They're very fun.
Hakkai: *is seriously getting a headache*
Nii: I'm definitely in favor of toys. What've you got?
Kamisama: I *had* #CD2626-niichan, but then the mean man took him, and I had these two lovely little boys, but they got broken... I think I need new toys.
Nii: *pats Kamisama's head* We'll find you some new toys.
Kamisama: *beams* Yay!
Hakkai: *reaaaaaaally doesn't like where that's going*
Kamisama: Mr. Monacle! I don't like you.
Kamisama: I don't like Mr. Blondy or Monkeyboy either. *pouts*
Hakkai: Mr. Monocle, hm? Ah well, I've been called worse
Sanzo: ...
Nii: *smiiiiiiles at Sanzo*
Sanzo: *GLARE*
Hakkai: *wonders how many people he could get away with killing before someone stopped him*
Kanan: Oh, about 1,500.
Hakkai: ^_^ Oh, that number's much higher now
Sanzo: *drinking sounds like a good idea right now...*
Kanan: You always were an overachiever.
Yohji: *totally going to pretend he didn't accidentally flirt with Kanan when he met her*
Hakkai: *wonders how many more times he'll get to kill Kanan* Well, yes. ^____^
Kaori: *lifts an eyebrow at the sudden yanking and introduction*
Nii: *leer* Hello.
Kaori: *smiiile* Good evening.
Kanan: I'm like a cockroach, only, you understand, *not*. ^_^
Hakkai: ^_^ Are you sure about that? Although, you were much easier to crush
Nii: I like apples.
Farf: Hee.
Sanzo: ... I'd throw it at him, but...
Nii: Oh, come now, Koryuu. Where's the love?
Gojyo: Um, Nagi? You keep dressin' him like that and I'm gonna owe you all the pie and pizza you can eat.
Sanzo: Not here, asshole.
Hakkai: ^_^
Gojyo: >:D
Sanzo: .....
Gojyo: Not *here*? Cherry-chan, you've been holdin' out on us!
Sanzo: *kappa has a gun to his head now* Shut up.
Hakkai: Gojyo...
Gojyo: ...Oi.
Nii: *smirk*
Hakkai: *sighs*
Gojyo: What?
Tenpou: *grabs popcorn* Ah, memories.
Sanzo: *click* And you were saying?
Nagi: win!
Gojyo: *eh heh* So touchy!
Sanzo: *twitch**warningly* Wrong answer.
Hakkai: Ah, Sanzo... leave the important parts, hm?
Gojyo: *dodging now* Dammit, Sanzo, will ya stop doin' that?
Sanzo: You need to learn when to shut the hell up.
Nagi: No shooting my source of pizza!
Hakkai: The brain might also be useful.
Gojyo: *snort* But you give such good openings!
Sanzo: He never uses that.
Hakkai: And it would be a shame to ruin such a pretty face.
Yohji: Oi. If I have to watch another friend get shot, I'm gonna get grumpy.
Hakkai: Don't worry, Sanzo rarely hits when he wants to miss
Kanan: So I should stab him instead? ^_^
Yohji: *glares and grr for Kanan*
Hakkai: My, been practicing with the knife, have we?
Kanan: Of course. You showed such skill, I figu#CD2626 I ought to give it a try. And Yohji..... ^_____^
Nagi: *glares at kanan* No stabbing either, or making him not capible of supplying the 'Za.
Hakkai: *sighs* Wonderful altruism, Nagi
Kanan: I can respect that. Do you mind if I kill the rest of them?
Nagi: You get disturbed if I imply i'm after your ass
Sanzo: *snort* You can try, bitch.
Gojyo: *I* get disturbed if you imply that!
Nagi: *to gojyo* I'm after yours as well.
Yohji: Oh, for fuck's sake. Is there anyone whose ass you're not after?
Kanan: Can I take that as permission, Sanzo?
Nagi: Sanzo's and Aya-chan's
Gojyo: ...
Gojyo: WHAT.
Yohji: Valid. Carry on, then.
Sanzo: .... Excuse me?
Hakkai: *laughs*
Nagi: *looks at Sanzo* I'm not after your ass
Yohji: Well, if you weren't so damn bitchy all the time...
Gojyo: 'Least you're not *totally* crazy.
Sanzo: Good.
Nagi: Do you know who I share headspace with? He's aaaaall hers.
Sanzo: ... What was that?
Gojyo: Think Ran could get Sanzo some Midol?
Hakkai: Wouldn't work *this smile implies he knows from experience*
Sanzo: *paper fan? meet Gojyo!*
Gojyo: *godammit!*
Sanzo: Stupid kappa...
Gojyo: Fuckin' bitchy monk...
Kanzeon:: ^_^ Tenpou, would you mind sharing the popcorn?
Yohji: No, if there were fucking going on, I expect he'd be a lot less bitchy.
Gojyo: *snickers*
Tenpou: But of course. Hope you don't mind if I smoke. *smokesmoke*
Sanzo: *twitch* Do YOU want to get shot?
Gojyo: Got a light?
Yohji: Eh. Wouldn't be the first time.
Tenpou: *have a light*
Kanzeon:: Of course not, go right ahead. *takes some popcorn*
Gojyo: *you look familiar... thanks. smokesmoke*
Tenpou: *here, have a frog-shaped ashtray*
Gojyo: *bwuh? 'kay...*
Ran: *hordes the midol*
Kamisama: I like bunnies. *totally oblivious to, well, everything*
Nii: I also like bunnies.
Kamisama: ...You let me die. I don't know if I like you anymore.
Hakkai: *is going to kill one of them soon, possibly both*
Nii: I'll let you play with my bunny.
Kamisama: Really? *seven second universe, whut*
Nii: Toys are replaceable.
Kamisama: I break them so much, but there's always more to play with!
Kou: Okay, yeah, what is it with monekys?
Gojyo: Ask Sanzo. *snickers*
Goku: Hey! stupid pervy kappa
Gojyo: What th'hell do you want, monkey?
Goku: You sayin' Sanzo knows about monkeys, it sounds bad
Gojyo: *sweatdrop* Of all the times for you to start listenin' in...
Sanzo: Hold on, what?
Goku: I finished my bag of potato chips and then I heard you.
Gojyo: ...What th'hell were you doin' listenin' in on conversations that have nothin' t'do with you?
Sanzo: *suspicious glare at Gojyo* What were you talking about?
Gojyo: Oh fer fuck's sake NOTHING.
Dokugaku: laughs at his baby brother
Gojyo: ....*Oi*.
Sanzo: Tch...