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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Optimus Prime!
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Optimus Prime.
- The liquid inside Optimus Prime can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Optimus Prime has four noses.
- Reindeer like to eat Optimus Prime.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Optimus Prime for the rest of the day.
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Optimus Prime, and 400 times smaller!
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Optimus Prime can not.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Optimus Prime.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Optimus Prime!
- Americans discard enough Optimus Prime to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
Number 9 is from his dangerously high levels of awesome. Obviously. :) And if you're not laughing yet, you *will* be in a minute.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Megatron!
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Megatron!
- Megatron is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Megatron for the rest of the day.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Megatron!
- Megatron has a bifurcated penis!
- South Australia was the first place to allow Megatron to stand for parliament.
- Until the 1960s, Megatron was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Megatron'.
- It's bad luck to whistle near Megatron!
- When Megatron is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!