Addendum to Personal Log

[autobotspringer]

[Time: Tuesday, morning]

Addendum to earlier log: I'd heard rumors that the Big Boss-Bot was heading this way too, but he must have left base right on my thrusters to get here this fast.

He seems to be under the impression that I'm picking on Prowl for the fun of it; that's not entirely true. Half of it is for the fun, the other half is for the

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[lethal_touch]

*Looks up from where he's sitting in a comfortable chair, reading a data pad and periodically taking notes on a second pad.*

*smiles* Hey, there, Springer. What brings you by?

[autobotspringer]

*sprawls comfortably in a chair* I'm filing an official complaint, and I think it would be advantageous to have the official opinion of our resident psychologist attached.

*keeping his expression terribly serious* My berth is cold and empty, and this is negatively impacting my battle readiness.

[lethal_touch]

*manages to remain serious* Ah, I see. Yes, that is a serious issue. Would you like me to write you a prescription for that? Humans have made several interesting advancements in companion replacements.

[autobotspringer]

*gavely* I'd love to discuss treatment options, doc, but I'd like to get this complaint filed first. After all, the situation really shouldn't have happened in the first place.

[autobotspringer]

Oh, I wouldn't presume to tell you who you can and can't include in your clinical studies! *leans back, grinning*

[lethal_touch]

Ah, dealers choice is it? Well, we'll need to find someone who's available and willing. That leaves us with, hrm, Firestar, Sideswide, Slingshot, Beachcomber, Powerglide, Optimus, Magnus, and Prowl, I believe. I think we'll have to leave out the command structure, so ... I suppose I could approach each of them and find out if they're interested.

[autobotspringer]

*laughs out loud at the thought* Now that's a new pickup line... "Hey, Firestar, wanna particpate in a science study?"

[lethal_touch]

I can see the look on Ratchet's face now as my various bits and pieces are brought into medbay after she rips me limb from limb ...oh wait, that's Chromia. Firestar might just jump me into deactivation. *wide optics* Promise you'll explain my death by nookie to my right foot?

[lethal_touch]

I'm pretty sure he can handle the technicalities of it. After all, you never forget how to, and as unlikely as it may seem, I seriously doubt that our Prowlie is a virgin. Boring yes, virginal no. *Shudders* I have visions of him treating it like IKEA instructions.

[autobotspringer]

*laughs* I bow to your superior knowledge, oh mighty psychiatrist. *tosses the datapad in the air and catches it* I guess this means I need to go brave the dangerous Prowl-beast. *hops up*

[lethal_touch]

Have fun with it! And remember, I want recordings of the look on his face when he reads it.

[autobotspringer]

Yessir! *offers a mock salute before turning for the door*