oo2 | Meatbags

[autodidacticone]

Today I caught myself referring to humans as "spaghetti-coded wetware." I guess that's actually a step up from "meatbags." I bet people will still take offense for some reason. Also, I'm out of coffee. This is stupid, where do I get more coffee in this place?

There's no supermarket.

Maybe I could invent a coffee machine that doesn't run out.

Comments

[thenotmagician]

[...]

Spaghetti-coded wetware?

[thenotmagician]

[......What even.

Just.

He just stops.

And tries SO HARD not to laugh at her. Really. He tries.

But he fails]

I'm... I'm pretty sure they're not gonna bother with you. Unless it has t'do with fish. Or karaoke.

[autodidacticone]

[click. Kim hangs up partway through being laughed at.

The day she sits still to be made fun of by a primate is the last day she spends alive.]