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[autodidacticone]

Is it safe to come out yet?

I'm hungry.

[If anyone needs to find Kimiko physically, she'll be skulking around the buffet, loading up on food before scuttling back to her room.]

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[sirmcgrumpants]

Was hast du gesagt?

[autodidacticone]

Ich wurde gefragt, ob es sicher ist. Sprechen Sie Englisch?

[sirmcgrumpants]

Nein.

Wir stehen in der Mitte eines Krieges. Warum wäre es sicher?

Sind Sie Teil der Alliierten?

[autodidacticone]

Nein, mein Vater ist Japaner.

[She'd claim to be British of American if he hadn't been speaking German- technically, by official citizenship, neither of those three options is a lie.]

Es ist schlimmer als ein Krieg hier. Der Kapitän ist verrückt, und die Realität ändert sich täglich. Du wirst nie daran gewöhnen.

[tweakinabox]

[Clambers past Kimiko's legs at full tilt!!! The run stops almost immediately as he spies her and he circles round, sitting at her feet.

Food.]

Mrow .. mrow. mrrt mew!

[autodidacticone]

...Cat.

[Kimiko is not good at keeping pets alive, but she does know, vaguely, that cats are for petting.]

[tweakinabox]

[He continues to weave and meow, but it's not getting much of a reaction other than a stare. He gathers and ~jumps~ up onto the serving counter, looking from the food to the girl and back several times.

He finally sits on his haunches and opens his mouth, pointing to it.]

Mrow!

[autodidacticone]

[Extremely....conversant cat. Have a long, bug-eyes stare.]

Just eat it. You're a cat, you don't need plates.

[Cats don't understand english, Kim. She sighs andskoots a chicken wing off her plate and onto the counter in front of the cat. Felines are carnivorous, right?]

[mega_lan]

Safe from what?

[autodidacticone]

From...things.

[Vague, she knows, but...it's hard to describe.]

It's a dangerous ship.

[Audio]

[candlejack_gone]

let us get pie

[Audio]

[autodidacticone]

...

Uhh...pie?

[Audio]

[candlejack_gone]

You should greet people by name. Polite that way....

[candlejack is a creeper]

[Audio]

[autodidacticone]

I don't know your name.

[Kimmi's a spook. It all works out even.]

[wallrocket]

It is most certainly not safe, mademoiselle! Many dangerous creatures prowl through the majestic decks of this vessel! I myself have been hiding in a suitcase for the past twenty minutes!

[autodidacticone]

Then you're smarter than most.

...But I have to eat.

[wallrocket]

Oh, mademoiselle...

[... The things he does for humans.]

Mademoiselle, I, Wall Cheese McGregor, will gladly retrieve a meal for you from the delicious depths of the buffet!

[autodidacticone]

[Wall Ch- ...what?]

Uh...That's alright. I'm already at the Buffet. There as a cat but I'm fine now.