Slippery Alternatives - Liquefied Internals

[autokrater]

Livejournal is too daunting and I know I will end up writing too much->pushing beyond the initial creative impulse->copying and pasting the entry to notepad, where it can be promptly forgotten. I only used to go on Facebook to post thoughts when I was pretty drunk, and then I just stopped going on there altogether to write. Sometimes I write on

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[anonymous]

very nice entry-- the stuff about trying to chase the food truck while singing metal-- gossip is literature

-Jace

[autokrater]

I used to drive to my post office cleaning jobs while proudly singing along to heavy metal albums in my car. There was this one time, when I was struggling to sing along with a particularly bombastic power metal tune, and glancing in my rear view mirror, saw the post master general driving right behind me. We locked eyes for a moment, took the wind right out of my sails (very embarrassing, though at least he didn't hear any of it).

gorillabiscuit

[anonymous]

i'm going to shit down your mothers neck

Re: gorillabiscuit

[autokrater]

Thanks for your wonderful input, as always.
No clue what your problem is, or if you're just playfully trolling, but my mother's neck is just fine, so please shit elsewhere.