Who: Jade and Winry
What: ~Experimentation~ and ~Examination~. Complete with knife, bed, and some rope!
When: Today
Where: Winry's house
Why: Because mini-Jade is a little shit
Notes: We assumed no one but Winry was home. Pinako can go to market. :|
Jade: [he's just finished tying Winry to her bed after ZAPPING THE SHIT out of her] [makes sure the rope's nice and tight, and that the knots are secure] [climbs up into the bed and pulls out a really sharp knife] First the face.
Winry: [Was unconscious for the whole tying bit, and only now blinks her eyes open to see the young Jade standing over top of her with a knife. This immediately surprises her and she's awake now.] What!? What are you doing? Get off!
Jade: ...You're resilient. Even that man didn't regain consciousness so quick. [pokes her cheek with the blunt end]
Winry: [Struggles a bit, tugging at her restraints] Don't touch me with that! JADE!
Jade: [prodprod] You're very vocal. Were you raised in a loud household?
Winry: If I answer will you untie me? [glare]
Jade: Yes. [crosses his toes]
Winry: ...No, but hanging out with Ed all the time made it so that unless you shout you don't get your point across. Satisfied?
Jade: Yes. [and he goes right back to prodding her other cheek with the blunt end orz]
Winry: Hey! [Struggles more] You liar!
Jade: Humans are liars. I told you. [sticks the knife just to the right of her face] [and now he starts sticking his fingers into her mouth, opening it wide for him to look]
Winry: [Winces her eyes shut. Oh god not this again. She tries to say something but it's completely distorted by the fingers in her mouth]
Jade: [peeeeeeeeeek] You're healthy. Were your teeth the same before you changed into a child?
Winry: [Glares and nods.]
Jade: [pulls his fingers out] So you are completely the same on the outside? [peels open an eyelid]
Winry: Right back to normal, Ja-- LET GO!
Jade: Be quiet. [he's trying to examine her eye. STOP TALKING]
Winry: No! [Will talk in spite of Jade.]
Jade: B| You're a bad specimen when you're conscious. [sticks his tongue out] [crawls over and sits on her legs as he pulls up her shirt just enough to view her stomach] Does this hurt? [applies pressure]
Winry: [Tilts head to try and see what he's doing] If you press too hard it might. Would you please stop touching me now?
Jade: [AND HIS INTEREST IS PIQUED] How much? [presses down a little harder]
Winry: [a little wince] If I just say that’s enough will you stop?
Jade: How much? [press]
Winry: AH! Enough! [clenches teeth]
Jade: Scale from one to five, five being worst?
Winry: Th... three and... a half...
Jade: [pulls her shirt back down and sits on her stomach] I'm going to try your shoulder next. [PRESSURE]
Winry: [looks over to see where he's pressing on her shoulder] S-stop! That's a ball-socket-joint!
Jade: I know.
Winry: [Wince]
Jade: What about the other way... [and he pulls out the knife again, using the blunt edge to apply pressure from the other side]
Winry: J-Jade! Stop this, please! [Her hair gets caught on the headboard. She has a lot of hair.] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Jade: [O WHATS THIS HERE]
Winry: [Scared face of being afraid D: ]
Jade: [light tug on her hair]
Winry: Hey, no. NO. Let go of that.
Jade: Do your parents have the same shade of hair?
Winry: [looks away.] My mom's was. My dad's was a little darker.
Jade: Was?
Winry: ...They're dead.
Jade: Oh. Okay. [goes back to tugging]
Winry: N-no... stop... you're going to get it tangled in the hair-tie!
Jade: It won't matter after I dissect you. ...Oh. Right. [yanks the knife out of the mattress]
Winry: [FEAR FOR LIFE look] Please don't.
Jade: [really likes that look] [is totally not a psychopath] [and he makes sure to bring the blade dangerously close to Winry's face as he brings the knife over to her hair, cutting off a small lock of it]
Winry: Wh-why are you taking that?
Jade: I want to study it. Why else? Now please stay still. I want the cuts to be as smooth as possible. [brings the knife back up to her face]
Winry: [Inhales deeply. There's nothing she could do, but close her eyes and wait...]
Jade: [has that psychopathic grin, complete with dilated pupils]
Winry: [Allows Ed's name to slip past her lips as she exhales for what the girl believes to be the last time]
Jade: [Awwww] [8U Wants to stab anyway] [But suddenly, the knife clatters to the floor, and there's a sharp ripping sound]
Winry: [After a few moments of NOT DYING she opens her eyes to see what a matter and--- oh. Oh my.]
Jade: .......... [big, glasses-less, and very much half naked] .............Ah.
Winry: [It's a winry-tomato! I mean. Winry turns bright red as her eyes take all of this in. ALL OF IT. Words try to come out of her mouth but it's nothing but gibberish.]
Jade: What... [sees the knife in his hand, and takes a moment to recollect himself] [OH FUCK] [he ignores Winry's stares and immediately gets to work on cutting her loose]
Winry: [Pretty much dazed during the whole time she's being released. Thank heaven he turned back when he did. Even though it was a bit of an, ah, awkward... situation.]
Jade: [DOING HIS BEST NOT TO CALL ATTENTION TO HIS ALMOST NAKEDNESS] Are you all right?
Winry: [TRYING HER BEST TO IGNORE JADE'S ALMOST NAKEDNESS] Y-yeah. But now I'll have to even out the rest of my hair. [She laughes nervously, pointing out the handful of blond strand Jade had taken.]
Jade: ...I see. [FEELS LIKE SHIT BTW]
Winry: [FORGET THIS IT'S HUGS TIME.]
Jade: [IS HUGGED] [AGAIN] [WHAT THE HELL, WINRY]
Winry: [STFU ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.]
Jade: [8U OH FINE] [hugs her back] [actually means it too]
Winry: [Wow, that means a lot.] [Ohsnap Jade needs clothes] Um. I could... get some of my Dad's old stuff... if it'd fit you...
Jade: Yes, please.
Winry: [Runs off to get dead Daddy's clothing]
Jade: [insert Necromancer joke here] [does his best to cover himself up, but really is kind of shameless except for the really NC-17 stuff]
Winry: [Comes back with a small bundle of old, but clean clothes.]
Jade: Thank you. [takes them with care, because they obviously mean a lot to her] Ah. If you'd please...
Winry: ....OH. Right. [Runs off and closes the door behind her.]
Jade: [raises his voice an octave] No peeki~ng!
Winry: [Hollers back] DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF! [Folds her arms and sits on the couch] Silly old man.
Jade: [laughs as he finishes changing] [happy she's not too traumatized at least. That she's showing now.] [slips out of the room and stands beside her] Thank you.
Winry: [moves over and pats the couch cushion, gesturing for Jade to sit down.] N-... no problem.
Jade: [a little hesitant before sitting down] I'll return them the first moment I get.
Winry: [Let her head fall onto Jade's shoulder] It's alright. No one uses them any more... [she inhaled the scent of her father's clothing mixed in with Jade's natural one. It was... comforting. Her eyelids grew heavy and she let them close.]
Jade: [lowers his voice so it's just audible to her] Ah. But they're special to you, aren't they? [automatically reaches up to pet lightly at her hair] [IS TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR BEING A PSYCHO]
Winry: ...I trust... that you'll... take care of them... [Exhausted, she drifts to sleep.]
Jade: [sighs, and brings his other hand up to his face, rubbing at his temples] Why does that always happen. Honestly. You'd think I were the Human Pillow. [however, he makes no movement to move Winry, letting her get some well deserved rest]