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[automata]

Last night a bear tried getting in the house

Comments

[petre]

whoaaa

[somavenus]

ohmygoodness patchop! that had to be so scary! glad it didn't get inside!

[hillpagan]

Bears look all cute and affable until you've got one pushing in your front door. Way to protect the homestead!

[evilredmenace]

Jesus fucking Christ!

I know you used to joke about wrestling bears in the winter... now you can say that there is an immortal battle between you and Senor. Oso. May you be the victor, mistress Patchop.

[automata]

yes, I was the victor!

lock yer damn door

[maria_sputnik]

holy shit patrice!

a bear came by here and destroyed my mother's woodpile a couple months ago but that is nothing compared to a door-opening bear

I think you should lock your door against bears and human bears

how did you know what was going on to react?

Re: lock yer damn door

[automata]

I was pretty out of it...

but I knew that bears had been around the neighborhood a lot and just sort sleepwalked into closing the door on the beast....

the bears in Oregon must be like little dogs!

I'd like to wrestle with them and kiss their cheeks.

if anyone would kiss the bears

[maria_sputnik]

it would be you.

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