TSA's New Security Fondle

[autonomic_pilot]

This is a copy of a post I just put on one of my piloty forums.  They rather liked it and I thought you all might too.  I put a claimer on it just so that the fuddie duddies who lurk in the back waiting with Shock! and Awe! would get shot down for bitching if it's too racy.  No, I don't this is racy... but we're dealing with stuck up religious

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[mineke]

um...whoah...

[angerie]

(blinking.)

You're a sport about it... that's something...

[oniaka]

Those kind of searches happen regularly in prison. I have done many to people. Of course, I have also done my share of actual strip searches. (Drop, squat, and cough...). Opt for the private room, and don't worry about it. Trust me when I tell you, it isent fun for the searcher either. AND it can be downright dangerous. I can elaborate on that if someone wants

[autonomic_pilot]

Your points are understood, but I'm hoping enough of the general public will start to hate it enough that they'll come to people like me. None of us are in prison or the military.

In my flying we don't have to deal with the TSA, I can fly you to any airport in the world, and I can go on your schedule. You get to bring your bottle of water, you can leave your Kindle reader on the whole time, you never get searched, there aren't any lines or "show up 2 hours prior to departure" rules, and now you will also not get touched in a way that should be reserved for your lover only.

If done right, I can even do it for just a tad more than what the airlines charge. I'm a good capitalist: there's money to be made from this. ;)

[imperator_mei]