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[voicemail post!]

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voicemail, obvs. ihadmittenson April 29 2010, 05:05:50 UTC

Claire. Bennet. I cannot believe that you're pregnant and you didn't even bother telling me. I'm your best friend; I should be getting this information from you, not Sam. Who, by the way, is a complete idiot. So are you, for that matter. I mean, come on, did you really think it would be okay to not use a condom more than once? I know you're blonde and all, but I thought you were smarter than that.

/calls back. autophoenix April 29 2010, 05:27:34 UTC

... So, I got your message.

ihadmittenson April 29 2010, 05:29:45 UTC

That's all you have to say for yourself, Claire? Really? ... I'm calling dibs on being the kid's godmother, even if Elle already called dibs on the first one. And if you say no, I will hang up this phone right now.

autophoenix April 29 2010, 05:34:29 UTC

... I didn't tell you about it because there is no kid, Brooke.

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Text, so I can show off fancy HTML skills. alwaysthequeenb April 29 2010, 09:00:11 UTC

Starfish. Your boyfriend is determined not to tell me things regarding you. That's a sign that he's not a very good one just fyi. ANYWAY. Why was Mr. Federal Agent Sammy Idiot freaking out? Have you found a way to die and you told him first?

(1/2) text; mmm fancy html skills autophoenix April 29 2010, 09:02:14 UTC

oh look someone he didnt tell.

i bought a pregnancy test 2 prank sylar. left it on bathroom counter. sylar told sam.

(2/2) text autophoenix April 29 2010, 09:02:46 UTC

p.s. not pregnant. in case that wasnt clear.

(1/idk?) text alwaysthequeenb April 29 2010, 09:14:41 UTC

To prank him?

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ddd text; it is! autophoenix December 8 2010, 03:17:11 UTC

no i've just been lying. yes i'm a girl, why?

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ddd text; autophoenix December 8 2010, 04:28:33 UTC

with what?

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voice; s-so backdated precogging January 23 2011, 06:52:49 UTC

[ Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Ba-SAM-a-phone. ]

voice; lmao fuck /edits this immensely. autophoenix January 23 2011, 06:54:12 UTC

[ click ] Yeah, this is Claire. [ :3 she just likes being able to say bennet again. she had a long hard life as a butler. ]

voice; aeklajeg i love you precogging January 23 2011, 07:02:13 UTC

It's Sam. Just checking in. [ lmao poor claire. ]

voice; YEAH YOU BETTER. autophoenix January 23 2011, 07:47:17 UTC

Sam? You're up already?

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[phone] honorregained April 1 2011, 07:11:01 UTC

[ringing... no way is he trying to text this. Zuko hates his texting life. talking he can handle, so this is ringing now]

[phone] autophoenix April 1 2011, 07:14:24 UTC

[ ... zuko? claire sloooowly picks up and sounds really confused when she answers. who knew he could use a phone. claire just assumed he was technologically retarded okay. ... probably using that term in her head, too. ]

Zuko?

[phone] honorregained April 1 2011, 07:16:46 UTC

[It's okay, he is technologically retarded. Lilith's just a saint.] Claire. Uh. This is stupid, but Katara wanted me to ask... [Yeah, let's blame it on her. Zuko sighs in aggravation and gets over himself. This really is stupid.]

Do you want to meet up and have lunch with us in a few days? She's coming to the palace anyway to pick up her cell phone.

[phone] autophoenix April 1 2011, 07:19:03 UTC

[ oh. katara wanted him to ask. :( claire is a teenage girl and doesn't know how to process that wow zuko probably wanted to ask too but katara is the one who made him. so instead she's just like oh only katara wants her there. being a teenager is ~hard.~ she sounds chill about it though. they are just fucking failures at life. ]

Uh. Yeah, totally, do you think Lilith could give me a lift? I feel bad bugging Spike about it and honestly? Not exactly eager to ask him, all things considered ... [ like the fact that he's living with brian and sylar :| seriously. ]

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