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[autopoetic]

Ugh...too much homework. My brain is thumping. I think I'm allergic to Descartes. This is going to be a long ass year.

But I finally have a long term career plan. I'm happy to announce that I'm now accepting investments in a new philosophy themed restaurant. Our signature dishes will include:

Platonic Pasta - never quite as good as the idea of the

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[skatche]

Brilliant!

Übermunchies - A selection of appetizers cooked to perfection, but you can only order it for your descendants

Categorical apératif - If you order this wine, everyone in the restaurant has to drink it

Omnipotato - So delicious God can't eat it (alternately: the potato that has all perfections)

[thenaiadmuse]

Love it!

[autopoetic]

Well done. Your dishes will be added to the menu, except unfortunately the Omnipotato, as God made it so large that even he couldn't lift it.

[vyedma]

lol This was a funny post.

But how can you be allergic to Descartes? What's better then a side dish of "Cogito ergo sum"?

[autopoetic]

Descartes is ok, he just gives me a philosophical rash.

[thenaiadmuse]

This was a wonderful laugh, thank you!!

[kegel_exercises]

hahah nice.

+1

[enders_shadow]

I saw this posted in the Philo_Majors but couldn't post, damn bannerhammer. But thought it was awesome, and wanted to give credit where credit was due.

HILARIOUS! How about:

Berkeley's Beer-- The alcohol is all in your mind
or
Marxist Meade-- Drinking the sweat of labor since 1848!

Oh, and I've eaten a will-to-power bar, and then promptly puked it up about 1 hour into the new year (silly me, too much sham-pain). It's just as good coming up as it is going down!

Re: +1

[autopoetic]

Excellent. These will definitely be added to the drinks list. And the price of the Marxist Meade will be determined by the value of the labour that went into making it.

Also, I have a will-to-power bar, but have yet to find the proper occasion to eat it.