So this guy is stressed out and stuff and goes to see a shrink. He tells the guy "look man. A week ago I dreamed i was a wigwam. yesterday I could have sworn i was a teepee!" the shrink pats the guy on the shoulder and says "relax. your just two tents."

come on. you KNOW you laughed.

(thankyou Rob for donating that joke to me LOL)

for the first time since last may, I feel like I have some energy. It feels great. Its not a lot of energy, but I'm finally up and out of bed at least. I'm still fainting a lot but I've been awake for more than four hours a day. I went to the doctor and I had some blood tests done but everything came out negative. They think I might be having ( Read more... )

Cheese is wonderful. So is tea. Tea and cheese are wonderful. Chocolate is also wonderful. Chocolate, tea, and cheese are wonderful.

The frost patterns on my window are gorgeous. And the way the sun melts them during the day and the cold night air refreezes them makes these really big beautiful elaborate patterns. I love nature. Except when it comes to FEELING cold. I don't like to be cold, but it does make for some beautiful scenery ( Read more... )

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AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! NO MORE COOKIES ( Read more... )

Christmas... the time of year when people run around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to buy enough stuff for their greedy families, when people spend so much money on food they'll never finish while trying to impress the rest of the family with the biggest and best dinner, the coldest time of the year... And this one isn't going to ( Read more... )

I finally have cabinets... but my stove exploded.

Hurray!!! Maintenance is coming Wed. evening to start renovating my kitchen! I'll be able to use my cabinets finally!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'll go grocery shopping to celebrate.

Want a German Marshmallow ( Read more... )