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[autumn_augury]

Why do I keep falling for writing tutors?

perhaps it is an extension of my repressed romantic desires for certain english teachers i've had in the past. or, gee, maybe i just like brains. yummy yummy brains. *chomp*

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maybe i know them

[psychogirl202]

one of my good friends erin is a writing tutor ;-)

Re: maybe i know them

[autumn_augury]

i should meet ALL the writing tutors, so i can be awash in crushes.
but no, it isn't erin.

[simultaneity]

so it's a NEW writing tutor this time?! do you have a chance with hir?!
but
ohhhhh i think you should fall for that library reference intern i didn't have the guts to talk to. i mean, if i can't then someone should. did you ever even see him?

but yes, writing tutors are hot. in fact, any tutors are hot. anyone who has more information than i do is extremely fucking hot. especially if it's information i want.

you should answer the interview i gave you!

[autumn_augury]

it's a she. and yes, i have a chance- in fact, i think she's more interested in me than i (at least initially) am/was with her. i feel really comfortable with her- i make side comments in class to her, which is really strange for me to do. i don't remember if i told you, but this is the same person who i made the g-spot comment to. (one variation of the theory of multiple intelligences is that all of them are linked to one center, like a Bohr diagram of an atom, and this center is called G, and i don't remember why it's called G, but at this point in the lecture i turned to her and said it was the G-spot. ever since then, she has paid me a lot of attention.)

i couldn't find the library reference intern! after you described him, i went to visit the library on the day of the week you said you saw him, and i couldn't find him. and now of course i don't remember the description. a tattoo on his arm perhaps?

i am in the process of answering it! time, time, i have much to do.

cumin flavored and lazy

[simultaneity]

you didn't tell me about the G spot.
but YAY!
and also yay for you learning about multiple intelligences!!!!!

i barely remember what he looked like, now. i think the tattoo was a robot.

on a completely unrelated note, Miguel says he wants to learn to talk like me so he can "entertain [my] friends with [his] amazing Sid impression." do you think it's pssible? :) my idiolect LOVES him- i think i've spoken typical american with him like a total of 10 minutes. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

sweaty flavored?

[autumn_augury]

if the tattoo was of a robot, then i'm automatically attracted to him.

by the way, the other day i ran into the original writing tutor i had/have a crush on. he was so gorgeous all i could do was stare with my mouth hanging like some cartoon character. of course i didn't speak to him.

if he spends enough time with you, i'd say it's possible. i remember a few times when i've unintentionally slipped into speaking your idiolect (though perhaps that unintentionality would make it sound more genuine?)
IT MEANS YOU ARE SO ENAMOURED THAT THE LANGUAGE CENTER OF YOUR BRAIN IS SIZZLING LIKE BACON

[miss_tina]

I'm not an official writing tutor (though I have tutored for writing classes & such), my forte is more the sciences, but a few of my students have had obvious crushes on me. It's kinda cute how they get all blushy & stare with wide-open pupils & stuff. *awww* I think a few of them would "play dumb" to have extra time.

[autumn_augury]

ooh, a science tutor is even sexier than a writing tutor. (refer to my response in the interview i just posted about what i would like a romantic partner to say to me)

*digs toe in ground* yeah, i'd be one of the googly-eyed ones.