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I would recommend you do as much research as possible on tubal ligation before you reach a final decision. There are always risks, and the procedure isn't always reversible should you change you mind later in life. On the other hand, though, hurray! no pregnancy!
I would say something like "I support you in whatever you decide to do," but that makes it sound like this is any of my business, which it isn't.
On a humorous side note, at first I wrote "tubal litigation."
Ha ha tubal litigationautumn_rinoslotDecember 8 2006, 04:49:15 UTC
Yeah the whole process of birthing is fucked. I could make a brian vessel burst and die, there is the bones breaking, skin tearing. My mom almost died while birthing me (by the way i JUST figured out why she hates me.)Babies are just not worth that fucked up shit. They spit-up, drool, shit in their pants, and most of the time the shit doesn't stay in their pants; if you have a baby you WILL get shat on and pissed on by the little mistake. Trust me i know this I helped raise a lot of babies in my time. Oh and i think I mis-used a semicolon up there, sorry.
I don't know if I would choose eating the curb over having my pelvis explode...that's a tricky one... But I will certainly be joining you in getting that surgery! This will be fun! We can go get our "tubal litigations" together! It will be like special super friendship reproductive surgery! And after that, we can go back to my place and DO IT!
But, seriously. I prefer to keep my asshole un-exploded. Surgery it is.
What I really want to do is get all my eggs removed if it is at all possible. I don't really know if it is. Men produce sperm throughout their lives, but womens have all the eggs they'll ever have by whatever age (12ish?).
And so if I could get my eggs removed, first off I would stop having my period which would be amazing. Secondly if I decided I wanted to have a baby for whatever reason I could still have some eggs implanted back in me. Not to mention I could fertilize it with the sperm of my choice in a test tube and therefore make the chances of having a good healthy baby skyrocket.
I don't really know anything about this, I just kind of made it up off of my limited middle school health education etc. But it seems logical.
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I would say something like "I support you in whatever you decide to do," but that makes it sound like this is any of my business, which it isn't.
On a humorous side note, at first I wrote "tubal litigation."
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What's worse, having your pelvis explode? or being curb stomped?
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But I will certainly be joining you in getting that surgery!
This will be fun!
We can go get our "tubal litigations" together!
It will be like special super friendship reproductive surgery!
And after that, we can go back to my place and DO IT!
But, seriously. I prefer to keep my asshole un-exploded. Surgery it is.
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What I really want to do is get all my eggs removed if it is at all possible. I don't really know if it is. Men produce sperm throughout their lives, but womens have all the eggs they'll ever have by whatever age (12ish?).
And so if I could get my eggs removed, first off I would stop having my period which would be amazing. Secondly if I decided I wanted to have a baby for whatever reason I could still have some eggs implanted back in me. Not to mention I could fertilize it with the sperm of my choice in a test tube and therefore make the chances of having a good healthy baby skyrocket.
I don't really know anything about this, I just kind of made it up off of my limited middle school health education etc. But it seems logical.
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