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[autumnhawk]

This just happened.

Gideon, with a toy alligator: "Dad, do you like alligators?"

"Yes."

Gideon pokes my butt over and over with the alligator. "This alligator ate up your butt cheeks. Now you only have to pee."

Comments

[lunesse]

awesome! =)

[jackshoegazer]

Well, if that's all it took, I'd've let an alligator eat my butt years ago. Think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper!

[cemeteryconsort]

Hey! How the heck are you? Well, aside from being buttcheekless.