#015.Lick & #036.Bathroom Tiles
The Best Lessons
#015.Lick, Heechul/Hangeng
Fic: 11/100
A/N: Beta-ed by trixteratheart
“And that,” Heechul proclaimed, pulling the banana out of his mouth with a loud ‘pop’, “is how you give a proper blowjob.”
He licked his lips impishly and Hangeng shifted in his seat, his skin unnaturally pale. “Chul-ah…” he said weakly, his usually soft voice nearly inaudible. “Are you trying to say something?”
“Oh no!” Heechul smirked, tossing the banana on the table as he stood up. He straddled the dancer’s lap, settling his weight comfortably, and Hangeng turned from ghost white to tomato red in a matter of milliseconds. “I’m trying to do something. Physical application so to speak.”
A strange sound came from the back of Hangeng’s throat, a mix of choking and a moan. But really, it’s not like he had anything to complain about. After all, if that demonstration with the banana said anything, Heechul had a rather talented tongue.
Secrets To Making Remodeling Fun
#036.Bathroom Tiles, Hangeng/Siwon
Fic: 12/100
A/N: Beta-ed by trixteratheart
Hangeng breathed out loudly and frowned as he leaned against the doorframe of the bathroom, his arms crossed. Glancing up from his position bent over the sink counter, Siwon managed a small smile before dropping his gaze back down.
“This is why I hate remodeling,” Hangeng sighed, walking over to the actor. Placing a hand on his broad shoulder, the dancer peered down at the book of tile samples Siwon was studying.
“You and me both, hyung,” the younger man muttered, flipping a page. Both pairs of eyes scanned over the thin slices of rock.
“How about that one?” Hangeng asked, pointing to a dark gray speckled tile.
Siwon shook his head. “It’s too dark. The lighting’s going to be too gloomy.”
“Then that one?” The older man pointed to a thin slab of eggshell white stone.
“Too sterile,” Siwon answered right away.
“How is that too sterile?” Hangeng asked in frustrated disbelief. “It’s not even completely white!” He was starting to remember why he had left Siwon to his own devices an hour ago.
“There’s just no personality!”
Exasperated, Hangeng tapped the countertop. “Does it really matter?”
“Does it really matter?” Siwon repeated, looking up at the Chinaman with such intensity, he almost jumped backwards. “It matters! I can’t look at ugly tiles while I’m screwing you into the shower wall.”
“Eh…?” Hangeng said intelligently, eyes widening.
“Exactly!”
The dancer quickly shook himself out of his shock and pursed his lips. “No, not ‘exactly’!” he snapped. “You’re supposed to be watching me!”
“I do watch you!”
“You just said you look at the tiles!”
‘I do that, too!”
With a huff, Hangeng crossed his arms and both men commenced to glare at each other, mutually daring the other to say something more.
After a few seconds, the Chinaman finally decided to break the silence with a threat. “Don’t make me sic Heechul on you.”
Eyes narrowing, Siwon leaned in. “You wouldn’t,” he hissed.
“Wouldn’t I?” A delicate brow raised and a smirk crossed Hangeng’s lips.
“Oooohhhh….” Siwon said, shaking his head as he drew away.
“Oh?”
“Oooooooohhhhhhhh……”
There was another pause in which a conversation was held entirely by eye contact and in the end Hangeng simply shrugged.
“Since we both know how this is going to end, how about we skip the rest of the argument and just have sex?” he suggested.
“Should we invite Heechul?” Siwon asked, already unbuttoning the collar of his shirt.
Hangeng jumped onto the sink countertop, knocking the book of samples to the floor. “Nah, we’ll invite him for round two,” he said before pulling Siwon by his shirt and ending any more conversation with a kiss.
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“Damnit!” Heechul hissed, suddenly stopping short and letting the magazine he was holding drop to the floor.
“What’s wrong?” his manger-hyung asked, swooping down and picking up the discarded magazine. Heechul snatched it back and wrung it like a wet shirt, twisting it angrily.
“Shihan! How dare they start without me!?!”
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After a month, I finally post. lol Happy V-Day and Chinese New Year to everyone!!! (I get money! kekekeke)
#015.Lick, Heechul/Hangeng
Fic: 11/100
A/N: Beta-ed by trixteratheart
“And that,” Heechul proclaimed, pulling the banana out of his mouth with a loud ‘pop’, “is how you give a proper blowjob.”
He licked his lips impishly and Hangeng shifted in his seat, his skin unnaturally pale. “Chul-ah…” he said weakly, his usually soft voice nearly inaudible. “Are you trying to say something?”
“Oh no!” Heechul smirked, tossing the banana on the table as he stood up. He straddled the dancer’s lap, settling his weight comfortably, and Hangeng turned from ghost white to tomato red in a matter of milliseconds. “I’m trying to do something. Physical application so to speak.”
A strange sound came from the back of Hangeng’s throat, a mix of choking and a moan. But really, it’s not like he had anything to complain about. After all, if that demonstration with the banana said anything, Heechul had a rather talented tongue.
Secrets To Making Remodeling Fun
#036.Bathroom Tiles, Hangeng/Siwon
Fic: 12/100
A/N: Beta-ed by trixteratheart
Hangeng breathed out loudly and frowned as he leaned against the doorframe of the bathroom, his arms crossed. Glancing up from his position bent over the sink counter, Siwon managed a small smile before dropping his gaze back down.
“This is why I hate remodeling,” Hangeng sighed, walking over to the actor. Placing a hand on his broad shoulder, the dancer peered down at the book of tile samples Siwon was studying.
“You and me both, hyung,” the younger man muttered, flipping a page. Both pairs of eyes scanned over the thin slices of rock.
“How about that one?” Hangeng asked, pointing to a dark gray speckled tile.
Siwon shook his head. “It’s too dark. The lighting’s going to be too gloomy.”
“Then that one?” The older man pointed to a thin slab of eggshell white stone.
“Too sterile,” Siwon answered right away.
“How is that too sterile?” Hangeng asked in frustrated disbelief. “It’s not even completely white!” He was starting to remember why he had left Siwon to his own devices an hour ago.
“There’s just no personality!”
Exasperated, Hangeng tapped the countertop. “Does it really matter?”
“Does it really matter?” Siwon repeated, looking up at the Chinaman with such intensity, he almost jumped backwards. “It matters! I can’t look at ugly tiles while I’m screwing you into the shower wall.”
“Eh…?” Hangeng said intelligently, eyes widening.
“Exactly!”
The dancer quickly shook himself out of his shock and pursed his lips. “No, not ‘exactly’!” he snapped. “You’re supposed to be watching me!”
“I do watch you!”
“You just said you look at the tiles!”
‘I do that, too!”
With a huff, Hangeng crossed his arms and both men commenced to glare at each other, mutually daring the other to say something more.
After a few seconds, the Chinaman finally decided to break the silence with a threat. “Don’t make me sic Heechul on you.”
Eyes narrowing, Siwon leaned in. “You wouldn’t,” he hissed.
“Wouldn’t I?” A delicate brow raised and a smirk crossed Hangeng’s lips.
“Oooohhhh….” Siwon said, shaking his head as he drew away.
“Oh?”
“Oooooooohhhhhhhh……”
There was another pause in which a conversation was held entirely by eye contact and in the end Hangeng simply shrugged.
“Since we both know how this is going to end, how about we skip the rest of the argument and just have sex?” he suggested.
“Should we invite Heechul?” Siwon asked, already unbuttoning the collar of his shirt.
Hangeng jumped onto the sink countertop, knocking the book of samples to the floor. “Nah, we’ll invite him for round two,” he said before pulling Siwon by his shirt and ending any more conversation with a kiss.
~~~~~~~
“Damnit!” Heechul hissed, suddenly stopping short and letting the magazine he was holding drop to the floor.
“What’s wrong?” his manger-hyung asked, swooping down and picking up the discarded magazine. Heechul snatched it back and wrung it like a wet shirt, twisting it angrily.
“Shihan! How dare they start without me!?!”
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After a month, I finally post. lol Happy V-Day and Chinese New Year to everyone!!! (I get money! kekekeke)