#035.Blind
Of All Fetishes....
#035.Blind, Heechul/Siwon
Fic: 13/100
A/N: Beta-ed bytrixteratheart
“Stop it!” Heechul hissed as he flapped his hand in the general area behind him. Somehow, he completely missed Siwon who then wrapped his arms around the slender waist and placed a small kiss on the older man’s neck. “You’re distracting me!”
“Isn’t that a good thing?” Siwon chuckled, nuzzling the soft, pale skin. When he received no reaction, he peered over Heechul’s shoulder to see what he was so busy doing.
The rather feminine man was staring out the window with a pair of binoculars, peering down the rather empty alley that stretched along the side of their building. A group of people were huddled near the back and Siwon squinted, trying to figure out who they were.
“Who are you even spying on, hyung?” he asked, trying to make out anything from the flesh colored blobs 12 stories away.
“Are you blind? Who does it look like?” Heechul snapped irritably, shifting a bit in Siwon’s hold.
Frowning, the actor furrowed his brows and concentrated harder. “That’s…that’s Hangeng hyung, isn’t it?” he finally said, recognizing the shock of blond hair. Slowly, more distinguishing features appeared on the blobs. “And there’s Zhou Mi and little Henry and…” There was a surprised pause and the Shibrows nearly rose to his hairline. “Hyung, is that Show Lo down there?”
“You’re very perceptive. Now shush, I can’t hear them!” There was another pause in which the Shibrows did a sort of dance and Siwon debated whether he should step away from the slighter man or not. In the end, he decided not to, and rested his chin on Heechul’s shoulder.
“You do realize we’re 12 stories up, right Chullie?” he asked, unable to keep the exasperation from his voice. “You’re not going to be able to hear anything they’re saying.” Even Heechul wasn’t that good.
“Pfftt,” Heechul scoffed with a small shake of his head. “That’s why I have this.” He gestured to the general area of the windowsill where a small black box stood innocently.
“What is it?” Siwon inquired curiously. He reached out a hand only to have Heechul slap it away with surprising accuracy for someone who wasn’t looking.
“Don’t touch. This cost me a pretty penny.” Then, he located a dial and twiddled with it. The sound of static instantly filled the room, soon replaced with an undertone of garbling which Siwon recognized as rapid Mandarin.
“They’re in Korea. Why can’t they speak freakin’ Korean?” Heechul muttered, listening carefully. It was only after a few sentences, a round of laughter, and possibly a playful shove or two had been exchanged that it finally hit Siwon.
“Hyung! Did you bug them?!”
“Genius!” the cat lover remarked sarcastically. “Why do you sound so surprised?”
“But-but-but that’s illegal!” Siwon sputtered.
“And that means what to me?”
The taller man opened his mouth to respond only to find out that he had nothing to counter that question. So he finally settled on the question, “Why?”
“To get them all into my bed,” he answered simply.
For some reason, this amused Siwon more than anything else, though he knew Heechul was being perfectly serious.
“Isn’t this taking your Chinese fetish a bit far?” he questioned.
Heechul snorted. “No. Taking it too far would be trying to sleep with Victoria and Amber even though they’re girls. Though…we could probably find a leeway with Amber…”
“I can’t believe you!” Siwon huffed, pouting a bit. “Who tells their boyfriend that they’re planning on cheating on them?”
Finally, Heechul put the binoculars down and turned his head to look at the younger man. “Who says I’ll be the only one cheating?” he smirked. “I’m sharing them all with you of course.”
“EH?” Siwon said intelligently, his eyes widening to a disproportionate size.
“Just think about it, Wonnie. Zhou Mi and his long, long legs wrapped around your waist; or Henry with his little innocent act on his knees. Or maybe Hankyung and all of his dancer flexibility. Are you really going to say no to that?”
Against his own will, the images of each scene flashed in his mind and Siwon felt himself slowly becoming aroused by the idea. “All of them you say…?” he trailed off, trying to find a reason as to why it was not a good idea. He could come up with nothing. “May-maybe I should help you with the spying.”
An evil smile spread over Heechul’s lips and he leaned in to give Siwon a quick kiss. “There’s a good boy,” he murmured, handing the younger man a pair of binoculars he managed to conjure up from midair. “We’ll have them before you know it.”
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lol I couldn't help it. I had to mention Show Lo since I've been playing his new album, Rashomon, nonstop on my iHome. I absolutely love it! And after watching the Trax MV with Victoria and Heechul, I have become completely covinced that Chullie's Chinese fetish knows no bounds.