"Lick, I am your father."

"No, no -- 'Luuuuuuuuke' at the back of the throat."

Farewell USA 193

We hardly knew you.

What I remember from my dream this morning:

› While slicing cheese I cut the heck out of my pinky but it didn't bleed.

› I went scuba diving in a pool with Gwen Stefani.

I call into evidence Exhibit "D", a camcorder for children.

How can companies justify charging well-above the costs of production, advertising, and distribution for their (sometimes good) products? Fresh's Sugarbath Body Polish costs $62.50. It's much loved, but sixty dollars for some sugar and oil? I doubt it costs them more than $5.00 to make a jar. Even considering their need to make a profit and appeal ( Read more... )

If you cross domestic cats with Asian Leopard Cats you get a Bengal Cat. Crossing an Abyssinian, Siamese, and American Shorthair results in an Ocicat. If you breed an Ocicat with a Bengal Cat you get a Cheetoh.

I wonder if any have been named Chester.

I hope we don't lose our power again. That'd blow, so to speak.

The neighbors must be thrilled that I'm not able to sing right now. But their daily doses of Pat Benetar and My Brightest Diamond shall soon return! Muahahahahaha ( Read more... )

I've been walking around in a daze, wandering from room to room thinking: "Aren't I supposed to be doing something?" Colds are fun. :)

I wonder if, in his later years, Picasso pondered his halcyan days.