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[ava_adored]

I HATE people who spell 'breathe' as 'breath', and 'your' when what they want to say is 'you're'. Learn some proper English! REM never wrote a song called 'I'll Try Not to Breath'!

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[atobuk]

shit happens :)

[ava_adored]

Unfortunately so mon :-( *draws a chicken with lots of eye makeup*

[atobuk]

*the chicken waddles towards a board with text written on it, covered in see-through plastic*

[ava_adored]

*the chicken reads the text, then waddles off pondering over life*

[atobuk]

*the chicken comes to the conclusion men are much cuter when they were eyeliner, and cries*

[anonymous]

I saw a shop in town today called, "Flowers! Flowers!" How exclaiming makes me want to abuse myself, OH POOR GRAMMAR.

[ava_adored]

*After crying, the chicken later sits down and talks to anyone who will listen, making vague comments and trying to get sympathy*

[atobuk]

*the chicken sits on the bench, waiting for a train. as the chicken walks onto the train, the doors shut. the chicken becomes mangled in the doors and dies*