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After much research, I have come to a startling discovery. You know that cute, purple dinosaur everyone loves? Well, read on my people and see just what that so called "friend" is hiding ( Read more... )

3. A panda walks into a bar, orders a glass of water, and drinks it in one gulp. Then, he stands up, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the row of bottles behind the counter. The bartender cries, "What the heck was that for??" The panda says, "Look it up." So, soon as the panda leaves, the bartender looks up the word "panda". The description read: " ( Read more... )

What would happen if the world was suddenly cast into utter darkness? A darkness controled by demons, and the world prey to their every desire? That's what sets the stage for my upcoming work, "Kerberos", (the preface of which is in an earlier entry). "Kerberos" is to be the story of a demon who was trapped in a tomb for countless years for an ( Read more... )

I'm not a morner. I hate holding onto things that mean nothing to me. Simple as that. Yet, I keep on running into things in my life that others hold onto, grieve about, ect, ect... and they expect me to do the same! A few years ago, a dear relative of mine died, but I didn't hold onto him like others did. People say I'm insensitive and cold-hearted ( Read more... )

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Doesn't it suck when we say something and it's misunderstood? For instance, (Sarah and Kristine will know what I'm talking about...) one of my friends was asked the question, "What makes you happy?" Now, she said "maybe", and we all know it, but it sounded like she said the name of a guy we all knew. Thus, ever since that day, we've asked her the ( Read more... )