- Enthusiastically celebrate Thanksgiving on a daily basis OR New Year's Eve on a daily basis?: New Years's Eve...I couldn't cook all day long every day! its not the '50s anymore! plus, i like games :D
- Be left at the altar OR have your spouse leave 1 month after the wedding?: Be left at the altar
- For the rest of your life, choose the same drink and the same meal to ingest every time you eat OR have someone else always choose what you eat and drink?: depends who was choosing!! if it was someone bad id eat the same thing
- Not eat for 3 days OR not sleep for 3 days?: not sleep. at least that i have done!
- Be a 12-year-old still in the third grade who's liked by classmates and teachers OR a 12-year-old in college who's considered to be a freak?: 12 year old in college.... id rather get it all over with!
- Live in a world without grass OR roads?: grass...dear god w/o roads i would cease to exist! and darby is allergic to grass! get rid of it!
- Forget everyone else's name all the time OR have everyone forget your name all the time?:everyone forget mine. then theyd call me funny names. might be fun.
- Always show up 20 minutes late for everything OR always show up 90 minutes early for everything?: 20 minutes late (i am 20 mins late!) i am too!!
- Have every driver but you be a "student driver" OR have every driver but you be at least 75 years old?: student driver. at least they have someone telling them they can't drive!! besides, people going the speed limit are easy to pass most times...going under? not so much
- Be accused of descriminating against someone because of gender OR age?: hey i think i've done both...eep!
- Have your spouse be dissapointed in you OR have your child be dissapointed in you?: being as children are prolly dissapointed quite often, child
- At your spouse's work place publically call them fat lard OR Boo at your daughter during her piano recital?: omg id NEVER boo!...well, maybe at someone else! it doesnt distinguish! nah, id call him a fat lard.
- After death, choose to live the same life over again OR risk being born anywhere in the world in any circumstance?: prolly if i could chose live the same life.
- Discover that your soul mate is someone other than the person you married and get to meet him or her OR marry someone you love but never meet your soul mate?: i don't need a soul mate. im not romantic.
- Vote for an honest but stupid polititian OR vote for a liar with tremendous savvy?: depends what he lies about now doesn't it? i dont want someone stupid!!
- Be offensive of incredibly passive?: offensive- got that covered!
- Marry a person who loves you but whom you will never love OR marry someone you love but who will never love you?: marry someone i don't love
- Have a 16-year-old daughter who stays in her room crying all day OR who stays out every night and you don't know where or with whom?: goes out.... you can figure that out later but at least shes happy. besides, hopefully i raised her better than that!
- Never have people take you seriously Or always have people think you are no fun?: never take me seiously- what would change? lol
- Always speak in rhyme OR never hear every third word spoken to you?: hell, i can't hear anyway!
- Be exclusively ruled by the mind Or exclusively ruled by the heart?: mind. the heart gets cloudy when the mind just gets moody.
- Be incapible or love or honesty?: love is honesty and honesty is love so this question can shove it