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[avalonmaiden]

KC and I have been playing the most wonderful prank on everyone at the Farm, but I can't handle it anymore. I'm not pregnant. I've never even had sex with KC. I'm kinda tired of lying to everyone. But we are going to take one of the pickled pig's feet from Grandpa Jack's basement, put it in a jar by itself, and call it my abortion.

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[mattinthehatt]

That would be a good way to end the prank

Grr

[avalonmaiden]

You didn't email me back.