Cats should eat moths when I tell them to.
Kitties should do what I want them to do also.
I should become Lord of the Felines.
Otherwise I may have to go on a xenocidal rage and destroy all cats and cat-like things.

I'm acting really weird lately...... being fucked up mentally is not fun......
I don't want to kill myself, I just want to fling headfirst into a brawl in which I stand no chance of winning, and come out severely beaten.

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bruins game = teh awesomesauce

seats were pretty good, it was fun, and the people around us were awesome.
i got a free beer because i asked the drunk people infront of us for one, and split it with tim. it didnt do shit, but it was badass nonetheless for the principle of the matter.

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I think I may finally have learned, but it's not what I thought it'd be

i need sex. hand, mouth, vagina, ass; as long as its via female i dont care.

the end.

Well 1. was wrong and is just weird.
2. was a missunderstanding and im sorry jesse

Ian --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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