http://xkcd.com/c123.html

((courtesy of Sam))

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?ml_video=86577

"*NEW* 5:30-8:30 p.m., North Lawn
Professional masseuses give 5-10 minute massages on the North Lawn while you
enjoy free mochi (don't know what that is? Come find out, it's delicious).
Sponsored by Student Senate."

FREE MOCHI AND MASSAGES!!!
Way to go Student Senate!

I'm missing about a page from the end of one of the scenes for my conference project. The file I have saved on Aiden is incomplete and it's not on Audrey at all. I just fucking tore my room apart and I can't find the printed copy anywhere.
And hell if I can remember how the damn scene ended.
Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_mlwnAmr0

Which do you find more frightening, the finite or the infinite?

Dear College Events,
The Daily E-mail isn't worth shit if it doesn't get sent out until damn near 2:00.

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.


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Dear AllUC.org,
Thank you for enabling me to watch the first episode of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. If I had not I would never have known that evil underwater doctors can use CAT scans to steal my thoughts.
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v2585815RSShHPE

...Geraldine, the Westlands lady, died.