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[avengergirl]

To settle the fighting...

I am J~Dogg's Boo

and

Richard's girlfriend.

...Therefore there is equal ownership with a few rules, clauses, hidden fees, etc.

Comments

[kutelilkarebear]

least i got mentioned first :P im glad your back with mr.dick it makes you happy so im happy <3

[avengergirl]

Of course you're first...I knew you first. And its written in the fine print.

[deathmaggot]

I shoulda been first!!! and i dunno about this equal ownership, i think we need to discuss the contract.

MINE!

[avengergirl]

The contracts been signed, sealed and delivered to...uhh...Fred...who lives on the moon.

SHARE!

[deathmaggot]

Then it looks like i need to go visit Mr. Fred who lives on the moon and me and him need to have a lil conversation...

NEVER!!!! MINE MINE!

[dxrkjuggalo]

ok thats it... im a lawyer... ill settle this...
i wanna see some chick on chick porno... sorry man... you can run camera and then when ya run outta tape or disc space (dependin on the cam ya use) then you can go do yer thing...
hahahaa god i make a great lawyer...
o and ummm split the assets of my client equally... draw a line on everything in the middle and hack it with a saw... thats the best way to get the equal amount... or so ive been told...
and one last thing.... whos paying for the lawyer fees here damn it... i want my fuckin money damn it... :)
i rest my case your honor....

[dxrkjuggalo]

A man walks into a lawyer's office and inquires about the lawyers rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions", replies the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes", says the lawyer. "And what was your third question?"

[anonymous]

meaning of Boo?

[avengergirl]

Why do you feel the need to post anonymously?

[anonymous]

i don't feel the need to post anonymously, i just don't have a lj

[avengergirl]

Soo...who are you then?