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[soldierly]

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ROUND ONE
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PROMPT FORMATTING:
Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!
Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
Put [Crossover] before crossover prompts.
Please use this format: Steve/Tony, Tony needs help adjusting his arc reactor ; Clint/Coulson, AU

Comments

[FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War (The Avengers walk into a gay bar), Clint/Steve 1/?

[captainflygirl]

Tony Stark was trying to send a text. Not that Steve knew what that entailed, exactly. He was busy shoving a particularly unruly man in what looked like a bizarre beekeeper outfit into a S.H.I.E.L.D. transport. The helmet was off Tony’s head, but he was wearing the rest of his armor, hovering a few feet off the ground

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 2/?

[captainflygirl]

Tony had ordered them all the same bright purple, fruity cocktail. Clint had changed his order at the bar by asking for “the usual”. His drink looked much more appetizing

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 3/?

[captainflygirl]

Clint and Tony had made it back with a round of much larger and much stronger smelling drinks just as Thor hailed them. He made his way over to their table with a lady on each arm. Both were easily six feet tall and dressed in slinky outfits. One looked like she was supposed to be a geisha. The other was covered in chainmail and strategically ripped and studded leather

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 4/5

[captainflygirl]

Clint ignored him. “Look. Most guys aren’t going to go for the whole timid, bumbling thing. Not when you look like that

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[captainflygirl]

“What’s going on here?” Tony’s voice came sailing down the hallway. Clint nonchalantly backed away and just stood there as if they had just been idly discussing the weather. Steve gawked at him, head spinning

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[lonespark]

THIS IS BRILLIANT PLEASE WRITE MOAR.

(More Clint/Steve? *Puppy dog eyes*)

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[brushed_velvet]

Eeeeee!!! This is fabulous and I second the more Clint/Steve request too. :D

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[12gatsunohime]

Holy crap, this is fantastic. XD The last two lines are what just make the story for me. Awesome job!

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[captainflygirl]

Thanks guys! <3
I'll see what I can get done in the way of more Clint/Steve.

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[illezabeth]

Oh wow, I didn't even know I wanted this and yet I really, really did! I absolutely adore these characterisations. Also, I think a new Clint/Steve fire has just began to burn in my soul

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[killer_empath]

“But I didn’t wash my hands!” Steve protested as he was dragged passed the sinks.

Is it bad that this is my favorite line out of the entire thing? Other than the last two.

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[brainzz_insanee]

HAHAHA omg I can't stop laughing!!!! This WOULD happen. I can picture it all in my head so clearly. So in character, all the giggles... so much laughter and fun and exactly what I was hoping for when I saw this title of them going into a gay bar. I fully enjoyed the Clint and Steve interaction of him teaching Steve. Not enough Steve and Clint conversation/scenes/etc together, they're an interesting pair. I love Steve's bewilderment the entire time! This was an absolute blast to read.

Re: [FILL] Let’s Start a War, Start a Nuclear War, 5/5

[nyxelestia]

UH OH