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ROUND TWO
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Please read the [rules] before commenting!

PROMPT FORMATTING:
Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!
Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
Put [Crossover] before crossover prompts.
Please use this format: Steve/Tony, Tony needs help adjusting his arc reactor ;

Comments

Loki/Avengers, Tudors Crossover

[anonymous]

Loki is King Henry VIII. The six Avengers are his six wives.

Bonuses:
+10 if Tony is Catherine Howard (wife number 5 who cheated on him).
+100 if Thor is Catherine of Aragon (wife number 1 who he abandoned and was the mother of Bloody Mary).
+1000 and a giant box of Christmas cookies if Natasha is Anne Boleyn.

Re: Loki/Avengers, Tudors Crossover

[hermione_vader]

Seconded.

This means Steve is Catherine Parr (the steadfast, understanding sixth wife), doesn't it?

OP Here

[anonymous]

I actually didn't think of that, but now that I do, it makes perfect sense. Which means that Bruce and Clint are either Jane Seymour (the mother of his son who is the only one he claimed to really love) or Anne of Cleves (the one he thought looked like a horse).

Honestly, Steve might wind up being a better fit for Jane. Either that, or Thor (oddly enough), but I still like the idea of Thor as Catherine of Aragon.

Re: Loki/Avengers, Tudors Crossover

[phoenixfawkes12]

This is an incredibly awesome prompt. I'm want this so bad. I'm knee deep in a WIP, but I may be back for this. Crossovers...they get me.

OP Here

[anonymous]

A fill would be lovely!

OP Addition!

[anonymous]

OH MY GOSH YES! How did I not think of Coulson? You're a genius!

Okay, modifying prompt--if you wish to substitute Coulson, you are more than welcome, so long as he is Anne of Cleves. But that means that the Avenger you substitute him for must still be someone in Henry VIII's life, like that mistress who bore him an illegitimate son (Bessie Blount? My memory's a little fuzzy.)

Re: OP Addition!

[phoenixfawkes12]

I was thinking of Clint as Anne of Cleves and Coulson as Thomas Cromwell...ideas, opinions? Or flip it. Coulson as Cleves and Clint as Cromwell...or Charles Brandon. Dammit. TOO MANY IDEAS.

OP Here

[anonymous]

OP is open to ANY ideas. I just want to make sure that all the Avengers are featured in the story, whether as the wives or as people around him.

The 6 Wives of Loki the 8th 1/6 [WIP]

[phoenixfawkes12]

Thor of Aragon was a proud man. He was the son of two of the greatest monarchs Spain had ever seen. He was ordained by God Himself to rule as King Consort of England. His first husband, Arthur, had been short lived in their union. Arthur had been sickly from the start, and died six short months into their marriage. Thor spent the next few years in limbo as King Henry refused to return his dowry and release him to return to Spain. Thor believed in his faith, and in his belief that God meant him to be King, and not simply the Dowager Prince of Wales. So it was that Arthur’s younger brother Loki proposed marriage to keep the dowry and honor the arrangement with Spain. Thor would have his throne yet

OP Here

[anonymous]

OH MY GOSH WHEN YOU ASKED FOR ADVICE I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE IN THE PROCESS OF FILLING IT!!!!

This is great! I love how it's simultaneously historical and not, and how Thor really is just PERFECT for Katherine of Aragon. Also, for making Sif Bess Blount, you win the Internet. : )

MORE PLEASE!!! I can't wait for Natasha!

The 6 Wives of Loki the 8th 2/6 [WIP]

[phoenixfawkes12]

It was a well known fact that King Loki tired of his bedmates fairly quickly. Men and women passed through the King’s chambers like clockwork. It was exceedingly rare for a lover to keep the King’s interest for more than a few months. The longest affair he’d been known to have been with Mary Boleyn

OP Here

[anonymous]

GAAH, SO HAPPY!!!! *deposits 10,000 Internets and a basket of cookies*

Oh, Natasha as Anne was PERFECT. Also, Nick Fury as the King of France=WIN. And Bruce does seem like a really good fit for Jane.

Can't wait to read the rest!!! Especially because I'm dying to know who you made Clint and Coulson.

The 6 Wives of Loki the 8th 3/6 [WIP]

[phoenixfawkes12]

Loki married Bruce shortly after the death of the previous Consort. He had him proclaimed King Consort, but refused to have Bruce crowned due to the summer plague sweeping through London. Their marriage progressed and the King seemed well pleased. The King Consort championed a return to traditional values and away from the fanfare that had dominated Natasha’s rule. The Consort led his household in daily meditations. He was a strong, steadying presence for the King. It was rumored that Bruce had a severe temper, but none had ever seen it. When asked, his brothers simply stated that “Bruce was not likeable when he was angry

Re: The 6 Wives of Loki the 8th 3/6 [WIP]

[anonymous]

OH MY GOSH. This was the best one yet! I just love your writing--you are a wonderful storyteller.

"Bruce was not likeable when he was angry." It's official, you win at life. :)

So Coulson is Cromwell--very nice. And Maria Hill as Suffolk is perfect!

Also, you win an extra 10,000 Internets for mentioning Betty. I love Bruce/Betty, they're adorable. :)

Can't wait to see who ends up being who of the final three! *runs off to read the rest*

The 6 Wives of Loki the 8th 4/6 [WIP]

[phoenixfawkes12]

Coulson immediately looked to secure a fourth marriage for the King. The Lord Privy Seal was the architect of the Reformation and instrumental in securing the downfall of Thor, the rise and fall of Natasha and the marriage of Bruce. If there was a profit to be made, Coulson was involved. Rumors swirled that the Earl of Essex was even richer than the King himself. He was always at the King’s elbow offering words of advice. The black clad advisor was a true wordsmith, always quick with a soothing word to temper the King’s anger