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ROUND TWO
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PROMPT FORMATTING:
Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!
Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
Put [Crossover] before crossover prompts.
Please use this format: Steve/Tony, Tony needs help adjusting his arc reactor ;

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[Gen] Thor, Tony, & Steve and a Little Lady

[anonymous]

Loki's magic misfires and accidentally turns Darcy in a young child with no memory or recollection of her previous memories. Thor feels responsibility for the care of Darcy and ropes Tony & Steve in helping rear the child. Have fun with the prompt people.

bonus for Thor doing braids for Darcy
bonus for Darcy calling Fury "Grandpa", Coulson "Uncle"
bonus for Tony & Clint freaking out that they lost Darcy in a ball pit (like the episode in Big Bang Theory where sheldon swims around in the ballpit

xposted at norsekink too

Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (1/5)

[hermione_vader]

She's sitting on a table with her shoes off. She likes to look at her stripey socks while a bunch of big men in bright costumes talk about her. All she knows is that her name is Darcy because they keeping looking at her every time they say it.

A man with short blond hair and a star on his chest bends down to talk to her. "Darcy, do remember any of what happened?"

She thinks for a few seconds. "Lots of blue light. It was really pretty."

"What about before?"

"Before what?"

"The explosion."

Darcy opens her mouth wide. "Something exploded?"

An even bigger man in a red cape picks her up. "Darcy! Do you know me?!"

"No. But I really like your hair." She grabs a chunk of it---it's long and thick and bright yellow and Darcy doesn't want to let go

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (1/5)

[anonymous]

OP HERE.

and oh sweet baby jesus tap dancing on a matzo cracker! this is adorable!! I think I love you. And I cannot wait for more.

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (1/5)

[hermione_vader]

Thanks! I'm really glad you're enjoying it! There will definitely be more.

Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2a/5)

[hermione_vader]

It turns out that Cape-man is Uncle Thor, Star-man is Uncle Steve, and the robot is Uncle Tony. They take Darcy to their gigantic house full of lots of shiny TVs and computers and things. She's not allowed to touch any of that stuff. But she gets her own bedroom with a big girl bed and white walls (they need colors) and a hard, wooden floor.

"Your room is right across from mine. Always come to me if you need assistance," Uncle Thor tells her.

"Mmmkay." She nods and smiles at him. Then she flops back on the bed--it's the springiest thing ever.

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Uncle Thor is definitely her favorite. He talks to her the most and he likes to wrestle ("but not too hard" like Uncle Steve tells them) and he makes her hair look pretty.

"Darcy, you must keep your head still," he tells her as he braids part of her hair.

"I wanna, but it's so hard. I like moving around." She sticks her arms out and flaps them

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2a/5)

[hazel_belle]

oh god. the cuteness, the adorableness!
the braids!! and oooh steve... and ohh darcy, you'll learn.

adorable

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2a/5)

[hermione_vader]

Thank you!

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2a/5)

[hazel_belle]

Uncle Thor is definitely her favorite. He talks to her the most and he likes to wrestle ("but not too hard" like Uncle Steve tells them)

Steve is such the mother in this relationship. You're welcome, good work deserves praise!

Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2b/5)

[hermione_vader]

Uncle Tony doesn't really like Darcy. At least, she's pretty sure he doesn't. He makes lots of scowl-y faces when she talks to him.

"So, are you really a robot?"

He groans. "Kid. I'm not a robot. This thing in my chest keeps me alive."

"So you're a cyborg. Clint said that if somebody has a robot part on their body, they're a cyborg."

"Maybe you should stop listening to Clint."

Darcy wrinkles her nose. "Why? He's nicer than youUncle Tony has another house, right next to the ocean, and one day, everybody goes on a plane to visit him. It's really a trip for the grown-ups, but they take her anyway because Thor told them that they "very well couldn't leave her

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2b/5)

[anonymous]

Ee! It's adorable!

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2b/5)

[hermione_vader]

Thanks! :D

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2b/5)

[anonymous]

I am crying from laughter, seriously. This is so much better than writing a paper oh my god.
"Jarvis, are you God?" and the super-secret hair fairy and watching Star Wars with Clint, who's nicer than Uncle Tony; I cannot handle this! XD Also, it's kinda funny to note that the three mortals of the team are the ones she doesn't call with familial titles. Huh.

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (2b/5)

[hermione_vader]

Thank you so much!

Also, it's kinda funny to note that the three mortals of the team are the ones she doesn't call with familial titles. Huh.

I did not think of that when I wrote, but you're completely right.

Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (3a/5)

[hermione_vader]

Sorry this update took so long---final papers took over my life for nearly two weeks.

After they get back, life in the mansion falls into a routine. A really busy routine.

In the morning, Darcy watches Sesame Street"Elmo's boring." She says while she pokes at her milk and Cheerios. "'Big Bird's World' would be better. Or 'Grover's World.' Or 'Bert and Ernie's World

Re: Fill: Seven Men and a Little Lady (3b/5)

[anonymous]

is this Darcy/Loki I sense? because I will be a very happy fangirl...