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May 13, 2012 23:28

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Clint, gen, dead batteries anonymous May 15 2012, 10:59:33 UTC

So how does the quiver and bow work? Do they run on batteries? What if the batteries die before he runs out of arrows?

[cracky prompt is meant to be crack, yes]

Re: Clint, gen, dead batteries shortcrust May 15 2012, 19:48:56 UTC

Why does this really make me laugh? I love the idea of some massive battle where Clint suddenly goes off the radar, and everyone panics, and Steve is screaming over the comm, "Hawkeye, come in, Hawkeye! Where are you, report!?' and Clint's just like 'SORRY HAD TO STOP AT WALLGREENS TO BUY AAs'. :D

Re: Clint, gen, dead batteries anonymous May 15 2012, 21:41:00 UTC

LOL
I know, right? I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of it either. To steal a line from Steve (sorta), it must run on some sort of electricity to work the way it does...

Re: Clint, gen, dead batteries theagilerat May 15 2012, 23:49:01 UTC

"Sorry had to stop at Wallgreens to buy AAs" is actually the best thing I've ever read.

Or omg if the bow had to be charged and he has a little i-pig docking station for it.

MINI-Fill: Clint, gen, dead batteries anonymous May 16 2012, 07:37:43 UTC

Tony had the crazed mad scientist look that he got sometimes when he went a couple days without sleep. This was a fairly normal Stark look. What was more concerning was the ridiculous purple colored pig, arrow in its mouth, with some strange port at the back ( ... )

Re: MINI-Fill: Clint, gen, dead batteries anonymous May 16 2012, 08:02:05 UTC

BWAH - I'm not sure which is funnier - Tony's reason it's a purple pig or Bruce's last sentence.

OP here - thank you so much. I love this.
<3

Re: MINI-Fill: Clint, gen, dead batteries anonymous May 16 2012, 18:50:24 UTC

Writer!Anon. You're beautifully cracky prompt hit my half asleep mind just right - I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw the prompt. So thank you! ♥

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