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[GEN] or Tony/Any, the team hasn't met all of Tony's bots

[anonymous]

The Avengers thought they'd...met...all of Tony's rather unique robots, but they hadn't. And now the last has finally decided to move from the Malibu house to New York (yes, decided)...and he's probably the most unique of all Tony's creations.

Because Tony Stark was a big fan of of Star Wars growing up, and after successfully building Dummy, he decided he wanted his very own C-3PO. So he made one/him. And he is exactly the same as the "real" C-3PO. And a total nag, besides.

The Avengers are...they're not sure what they are. Maybe in awe.
(Clint is definitely fucking thrilled.)

Re: [GEN] or Tony/Any, the team hasn't met all of Tony's bots

[anonymous]

Dammit, I was drinking water when I read that! Someone owes me a new keyboard...

Seriously though, fantastic prompt is fantastic. <3

Re: [GEN] or Tony/Any, the team hasn't met all of Tony's bots

[anonymous]

in my head, tony actually made an AT-AT and it scares the fuck out of everyone.

Re: [GEN] or Tony/Any, the team hasn't met all of Tony's bots

[dave2380]

Plus, you just know he's working on a lightsaber, because after making an arc reactor from a box of scraps that'd be easy!

Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (1a/2)

[hermione_vader]

Clint knew he shouldn't hang out near the last boxes of Tony's unpacked stuff in Stark Tower's storage area, but Thor insisted on taking a peek. Clint tagged along because Thor still seemed to him like the kind of guy who needed constant supervision because he hadn't gotten over his curiosity with all things "Midgardian" and he'd probably accidentally unleash Tony's giant robotic tentacle monster. Because Tony would have a robotic tentacle monster. And even Clint had to admit snooping through Tony Stark's stuff was fun.

Thor stomped through the room, prying the metal boxes open with a crowbar, while Clint kept to the room's perimeter, bow and arrow ready just in case one of the creations attacked (Tony had been a weapons manufacturer, after all). But nothing put up a fight. In fact, the most interesting thing in all of these boxes was a half-finished sex-bot. At least Clint thought it was a sex-bot---its wires and coils formed an hourglass figure and he thought he heard a garbled voice say, "Hey there, big boy," but the

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (1b/2)

[hermione_vader]

"Does Master Tony know you're here?" the voice asked. Some beeping followed. It sounded incredibly familiar, and Clint wasn't sure if that was a good thing. Or if he was even right.

"No, but we're...friends of his," Clint said.

"Oh, I wasn't aware he had very many friends, outside of Miss Pepper, Mr. Hogan, and Colonel Rhodes, of course." The voice finally got closer, and a shiny golden robot body peeked out of the shadows. Clint went numb as he recognized it. "It's so good to see daylight again. See, Artoo? I told you he didn't forget about us, even if he does have that completely virtual fellow to help him. That one claims he's more advanced, you know. Utter nonsense, if you ask me. What's the point of having an assistant who can't even hold things for you? It only gives Miss Pepper more work in the end." The C-3PO (or whatever it was) finally noticed Clint and Thor. "Oh, hello again. Allow me to introduce myself: I am See-Threepio, Human-Cyborg Relations

OP

[anonymous]

ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawwwwwwd!

of course Thor can understand R3-D2 because of the alltongue...that's just...that's just brilliant. I have no words...I'm just so excited that something made me come and check on this prompt, even though I wasn't expecting it to have been filled, and here you are!

Re: OP

[anonymous]

(Random anon) First of all, as a huge Star Wars geek, I must say that I LOVE THIS STORY!!! And I totally missed that Thor can understand Artoo, but duh! *runs off to read rest of fill*

Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2a/2)

[hermione_vader]

So they took C-3PO and R2-D2 up to the penthouse. Thor engaged Artoo in conversation while Clint perched himself on the bar and watched

Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[hermione_vader]

"I'm sorry, but I can't care about that!" Darcy interjected. "I'm too busy having a gigantic fangirl moment." She ran over to the bar and grabbed the blue saber. "This is my lightsaber, bitches! For I am Darcy-wan Kenobi, bravest of the Jedi Knights! Bwa-ha-ha!!!" She charged at R2-D2, who wheeled away

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[marienomad]

This fic is adorable and hilarious. I can see Tony actually building these droids and yes an actual light saber. I want to see them more.

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[trifota]

Yes, Darcy, I'm also have a gigantic fangirl moment now. >.<

And the JAVIS v.s. Threepio snark is priceless. <3

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[illezabeth]

It's a great premise and you filled out brilliantly. I love all the Avengers reactions, Bruce's especially :D

OP

[anonymous]

Steve patted Threepio on the head. "I like this gold one. I think we should call him Chester. The little one can be Albert."

There are just...no words. This was so fantastic.

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[maevebran]

There are no words for how very awesome this is. The force is strong with you, young jedi.=)

Re: Fill: Human-Cyborg Relations (2b/2)

[anonymous]

The Force is strong with you. *deposits Internet at your feet* Also, Steve is just ADORABLE.