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Deadpool shows up uninvited anonymous May 27 2012, 05:03:26 UTC

Deadpool just likes to be around the Avengers because other superhero teams are boring as hell. Can happen in any timeline; post, pre, or even during the events of the film.

Bonus Points if Deadpool has a crush on someone. I would suggest Thor, since he considers him handsome in canon, but having Bruce or Loki as the object of his affections might result in hilarious consequences.

Re: Deadpool shows up uninvited anonymous May 27 2012, 16:51:16 UTC

YES.

Fill: Party Crasher (1/2) hermione_vader June 1 2012, 23:22:14 UTC

Steve first saw him in the middle of the battle. He'd just given a couple more Chitauri a taste of his shield when he heard some manic yelling. But the person wasn't in pain. They were happy. Steve followed the voice until he found a man (at least he thought it was a man) in a red-and-black jumpsuit and mask, hacking the ever-living hell out of a large group of Chitauri with a pairing of samurai swords (at least that's what Steve thought they were ( ... )

Fill: Party Crasher (2a/2) hermione_vader June 1 2012, 23:23:08 UTC

After the battle, Steve's head throbbed, his legs ached, and his left bicep hurt like hell. He was tired. So was everyone else. He just gazed down at his half-eaten shawarma (he still wasn't completely sure what shawarma was), letting images of the talking severed head flash through his mind. Again and again, the mouth opened, splitting into a bloody grin. Then Steve began to hear the head's voice ( ... )

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) hermione_vader June 1 2012, 23:23:57 UTC

"Thanks, big guy!" Deadpool opened up his bag and pull out his shawarma. "You're so awesome. Hell, all of you guys are super-dee-duper. Seriously. I mean, have you guys tried hanging out with the live-action X-Men? After five minutes, it's all about Wolverine and his amnesia and his issues and then I have to stab him in the arm to get him to shut up, and Cyclops keeps trying to pretend he's in charge, but I'm like, 'Sorry, Scott, but you're really not. You're the third wheel in everything you've been in ever, except for 27 Dresses and The Box, so you just gotta wake up and accept the fact that Wolvie's top dog. But I loved you in Enchanted and 30 Rock if that helps.' And then Storm usually strikes me with lightning, and the party's over."

"Who are the X-Men?" Steve asked. Just another thing to look up.

"I was just about to ask that," Bruce added.

"Be glad you don't know. Be very glad. They're just a freaking mess. Not like you guys. You guys look like your franchise might be mostly decent, not to mention the fact that ( ... )

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) plus5pencil June 2 2012, 09:18:10 UTC

This is amazing and you should feel amazing. Deadpool is perfect and everyone is so confused. I love that Hawkeye and Widow already know him and that he's a brony.

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) anonymous June 14 2012, 02:41:25 UTC

^this

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) brushed_velvet June 2 2012, 13:46:17 UTC

But Thor simply laughed and put his arm around Deadpool's shoulders. "I quite like this jester! You are most amusing, sir! What is your name?"

Deadpool sighed like a lovesick girl again. "Wade, but you can call me Ryan."

*sporfles*

This is some mighty fine crack! Bravo!!!

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) anonymous June 2 2012, 17:29:12 UTC

OH, DEADPOOL ♥♥♥

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Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) (It is I, the almighty OP) hermione_vader June 3 2012, 19:57:27 UTC

Awesome! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) mayhap June 4 2012, 03:08:36 UTC

Ahahahaha this is fantastic! I just discovered the joys of Deadpool and I absolutely cannot get enough.

Re: Fill: Party Crasher (2b/2) donchuwanna August 11 2012, 06:13:43 UTC

ok wow. i SAW the "call me ryan" moment in my head. saw it. heard it too.

Fill: Love Game bandearg_rois June 2 2012, 03:03:40 UTC

"Iron Man, you've got three on your - what the fuck?" Hawkeye sounded genuinely puzzled and Tony took a glance behind him to see a red-clad figure balancing on top of one of the pursuing vehicles, literally dancing with one of the enemies on it. Then he saw the long glint of metal sticking out of the man's shoulder ( ... )

Re: Fill: Love Game donchuwanna August 11 2012, 06:19:56 UTC

squirrels. the scourge of mankind. or at least mutants. well probably just Deadpool.

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