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Clint's all "Happily married, thanks."
When the interviewer asks who the lucky lady is, Clint just points off camera and replies "The guy looking at you like he can kill you with a paperclip." (Or something like that.)
Because Phil and Clint have never lied about or hidden their relationship and they aren't about to start now.
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The woman has dyed blonde hair. Well dyed, but it is dyed. She has a huge smile plastered across her face, with brilliantly red lips and shiny white teeth. Her eyes are green, but that is colored contacts, Clint can see that from his seat, and she chats with Tony like they are old friends; she's the one who Tony always talks to the most because 'yes, like all of them she asks personal questions, but if you duck it or don't want to answer, she drops it, and that makes people come back.'
Thor isn't there because he sometimes makes the electrical appliances go wonky.
Natasha isn't supposed there because she's still needed for undercover work and Clint doesn't do undercover work without dying his hair, using colored contacts, because he can't shift his personality enough to walk like an entirely different person, so that means Darcy Lewis, who is her personal PR person, is ( ... )
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"Ooooh! Who is the lucky girl?" Catherine responded.
"I don't like the assumption that I am married to a 'girl'," Clint retorted and he ignores how Phil is leveling a glare at the woman.
His 'give me a paperclip and I will kill you' glare.
"Sorry. Lucky woman then," Catherine says and Tony is looking over his sunglasses at her in warning.
Clint suddenly pointed to the audience, right at Phil. "See the very handsome man, with the beautifully cut, custom made, charcoal gray suit and purple tie with silver stripes who is glaring at you like you've gravely insulted his honor? That is my husband. And I am the lucky one that he didn't taser me in the nether regions when I proposed. I think he was very tempted to do it. I proposed shortly after riling him up. I ( ... )
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