The Revival of the Letter Meme

[aventria]

Hokay. Let's do this again.

Dear kiasidira-ixariI don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over

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[kawaiitensai]

Dearest Tria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.

I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I always will remember our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
kawaiitensai