death
The Ultimate Death Survey
What do you think happens after you die?
honestly, i expect probably nothing. i think whatever biological process that makes us just stops and we cease to exist. but i believe our souls might transition into another form, with their karma following them.
Do you believe in heaven?
no.
Do you believe in hell?
no.
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
no.
How many people would attend your funeral?
if i had to guess... something over 20, but less than 50.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
laugh.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
pills, definitely.
What should be written on your tombstone?
oh, i don't care. something like, "she was the most fun we ever had."
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
childless.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
night.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
friends... family... maybe a stranger who was randomly nice to me.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
i don't really want any flowers, just alcohol.
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
i have no idea... probably the last time i had sex. and i'd probably be thinking, "damn... that was it?!"
Have you ever watched someone die?
yes.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
being burned to death. or buried alive.
How often do you think about death?
constantly.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
probably not, but it's close.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
yes.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
yes.
Do you consider life short or long?
short. i can't even remember my childhood anymore.
Do you think you have a soul?
yes.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
completely acceptable, but health care professionals shouldn't be obligated to participate.
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
i don't really care... maybe over niagara falls?
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
yes.