children... bah

[aventurine]

the children next door disrupt me all the time. i know i sound like a bitch for saying it, but it's a major problem every summer. they don't even live there - their grandmother does, and they just get dropped off by a mother that i swear is at least several years younger than me and has a 10-year-old.
there are three of them, and every weekend

Comments

[dannster]

Tell the kids to "FUCK OFF"
Or in this case, "Why don't you go 'inside' and play hide and go fuck yourself?".

[dilatedeyes]

my suggestion is to go over to the grandmother and tell her to keep them off your property. take the kids with you, tell them to follow you and tell the grandma in front of the kids that they aren't allowed in your yard or to play with your dogs anymore. if after a week, it doesn't work or they start up again, turn the hose on them. soak the shit out of the little fuckers and let them go running into the grandma's house all wet and mess everything up. what would the cops say if she called them, don't let the kids on that woman's property? :) water isn't physically hurting them, and they're in the wrong for being on your yard without permission. and you're making a huge mess for the grandma to deal with, it becomes easier for her to entertain her little shit grandkids!

[aventurine]

haha, that's hilarious! :) but i'm sure i couldn't get away with it, it'd be illegal. :) however, maybe i could do something more subtle - like if i didn't mind torturing the dogs, i could press the button to shock the dogs when they were touching them! :)

oh, and by the way - please tell kelly this too - i couldn't get any season passes. first off, i found out they were only selling one per employee. second, i actually missed the deadline for selling them so i didn't even get one for myself. but if you guys are still intereted maybe we could do like one of those 4-pack things from giant eagle?