the summer of ashlee

[aventurine]

me: so, i never regret any of the guys i've slept with, except like one or two. but i regret all of those guys that i didn't sleep with, all the ones i turned down.

linda: yeah. i can't even tell you right now how much i regret.

me: but this summer will be different. this summer will be the "summer of ashlee." i plan on at least doubling my

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[dilatedeyes]

just imagine all the ones you turned down as being horrible in bed. how can you regret that!

the summer of ashlee? i think this calls for a sexual to-do list.

[aventurine]

haha, you're probably right - i should organize myself. any suggestions for the list?

what i can think should be on my list so far:
1. have sex on a boat

[bradochophobia]

i'm all about having sex in a field. perhaps that should be #2.

[aventurine]

in a field? like.. just there, in the grass or something? that doesn't strike me as particularly appealing. hmm.

[jjjiii]

I am going to have to look forward to reading about this... (as opposed to partaking in it).

[aventurine]

hahaha