Incompatible lovers make the best friends

[averseortwo]

So sad this week and I don't quite know why. I pray more; I eat less. I'm tired of having fights picked with me, of insults thinly disguised as compliments

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[tareopti]

Here. Take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.
~Rhett Butler.

[retratosiempre]

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It kind of a cold consolence, but you will have to wait until July 12 to get the real thing. Looking forward to seeing you.

[retratosiempre]

Wait, there was supposed to be a "hug o abrazo" there. I hope you got the picture.

[kamikazegoat]

More being hit on by 16 year old boys? I swear. If I were a boy I'd hit on you...unless I was in my 40s because that'd be creepy. And on hte bright side: At least they weren't 14 year old boys.

How do you hit on someone on a college tour?

Tour Guide: So, these are the dorms
Kid: Why don't we go check out your dorm room?

There's no way to be smooth. You can't possibly create a halfway decent pick-up line in that situation...and if anyone can...they have skills beyond belief. I hear ya about being sad...it's just a dreary week, but it's almost over!

-Carolyn

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[averseortwo]

here's what happened...
Boy: Why isn't the bell in the bell tower?
Rae: It's being cleaned.
Boy: Can I clean your bell?

Rae imagines two responses:
1. Can I clean your clock?
2. I don't know, can you?

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[kamikazegoat]

ba ha ha!! Can I clean your bell!!! I bet he thought of that one during the whole tour...I kinda like can I clean your clock :)

-Carolyn

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[averseortwo]

That was the one I ended up using, but I can't believe I passed a chance to correct someone's grammar. :)