G version
Tsubasa: Hide-kun, there's a pimple on your left cheek.
Takki: Duh... that's why I'm only showing my right cheek.
Tsubasa: I see.... no wonder you're sitting here pretending to read.
Tsubasa: But then.... won't the photos for this shoot be boring?
Takki: Duh... so go do something silly.
Tsubasa: Ok, planking....
R version
Tsubasa: Hide-kun, sex please.
Takki: I'm reading. Tsubasa: Seriously? But you never read. Takki: I'm a changed man.
Tsubasa: Not when I'm concerned. I demand sex!
Takki: Make me.
Tsubasa: Ok, one human dildo coming up....
Lame? I know. But which do you prefer - the G or R version?
Pic source: Blog de Tatsu
Next up, T&T fanficlet:
Claudia.