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[avery_costello]

i just found a dildo that is sparkles and is supposed to be kept in the freezer and is supposed to be Edward Cullen's dick...like from Twilight...WHAT!!? The reviews are hilarious though: http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&

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[handsabove]

um wow. being fucked by a cold, dead penis. isn't that illegal?

[avery_costello]

not if it sparkles apparently! ahaha

[mollyrocket]

hahahaha i think that one person wrote all of those reviews over several months.

[avery_costello]

i was thinking either that, or a group of friends did. either way, thats dedication! I picture someone in class thinking of a good one and writing it down in the margin of their economics notes.