I'm far too helpful.

[avidelecteur]

Next time someone calls and asks for Mrs. [My dad's last name], I will politely inform them that no such entity exists. I'll inquire whether they were hoping to speak to his sort-of-ex wife, Ms. [Her last name]; one of his daughters, both Ms. [His/our last name]; his mother, Dr. [same last name (even though she's currently married to someone

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entirely far too helpful

[anonymous]

hahaha

Even if they did want to talk to his sort of ex wife, you could just say "sorry, she doesn't live here.." which has its own sort of brilliance.

-Jill

p.s. still in the progress of getting back to your email. I am delinquent on many correspondences right now. :[