it's storytime, children. i hope you brought your listening ears and your barf bags!

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today involved working, nothing more... but i also had to serve a table with an asian man and a mole on the side of his face...THE SIZE OF A QUARTER WITH MAYBE 20 7" HAIRS GROWING FROM IT

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Must be an Asian Man thing

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I told you about the big, round, Asian guy I saw on the subway freshman year...right? I swear he had whiskers...only on one cheek though. I don't understand why they don't get that shit removed or at least plucked! I mean I know hair growing out of a mole signifies that it isn't cancerous but that doesn't mean you're not allowed to remove it! ...or maybe it's a cultural thing that we'll never understand...some sort of "good luck" symbol.

who knows what it could be..

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but it sure does seem like an asian thing. it was weird how he shaved his entire face except for the mole! i wanted to offer him some beads for that beard.

and dude, i swear the strangest people sit in my section! last night i had a drag queen come in. the whole time i was talking to the table, i kept wondering if they were wondering if i was wondering!

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that's just so horrible, i am way too much of a visual person, I can see it dancing on his face, yuck